I really gotta stop taking forever in between posts...
Twitter has taken over and I've been using it like mad to shoot off random thoughts about everything, as has everyone else I'm sure. So, naturally real blogging has taken a back seat to "micro-blogging".
Sooo what's new, pussycats? (Whooooa whoa whoa! ....um, sorry) I've been making some really naughty videos, that's what's been up with me! I'm also starting to do a few cam shows here and there for a few special boys and girls. (you know who you are *grin*)
MORE IMPORTANTLY I'm also currently looking for a fabulous gay boyfriend and a sugar-sweet bi girlfriend. What does one do, hold auditions?
ok, ok here's what I'd loooove in a gay boyfriend:
*Smarts. I loves me a man who can debate me on important matters like which celebutards are in the closet or which earrings go with tangerine nail polish. (Ding! The answer is none, tangerine nail polish is hideous. Trick question!)
*Fashion sense. Cause sometime, a girl needs help. (Maybe tangerine is in? These are things I need to know, people!)
*Confidence. But not cockiness, that's just ugly. And God don't like ugly. (Wait, from what I hear, God don't like web whores either, so I guess all bets are off!)
*Sunny Disposition. True, we all have bad days but for the most part I'm a pretty happy gal... let's go shopping or out for the necessary four food groups: Drinking, Dancing, People Watching and Gossipping!
*Drama-Free. self-explanatory, no?
Damn, I think I want all those things in a bi girlfriend, too! Although, if you are interested in that position, I will want to make out with you. Alot. Not required for the gay boyfriend position! I have a bi boyfriend for that. *wink*
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Aww yaaay you got this post up!! I'm lovin it :-P. I'd audition to be your bi girlfriend, but my current girlfriend might have an issue with that lol. But I'll def help you look if you want :-P.
ReplyDeleteAnd... umm.. can we get more info on these videos, please? Thanks ;-P.
hahaha yeah, I am NOT trying to get in trouble with your lady, missy!! Otherwise, any help you're giving, I'm taking! :)
ReplyDeletehmmm y'know, I think I may be posting some video teasers here soon!
Lol no worries. I'm definitely down to help you out. Maybe film a little one of it ;-). Ok... umm... maybe not lol.
ReplyDeleteAnd yaay for video teasers. You know how I love videos :-P.