So I ate her pussy in the car.

You may be thinking, how the fuck did that happen? How exactly did you go from First Date With Nurse Betty to Cunnilingus, Kinda/Sorta Chasing Amy-style? Let's back up and start from the beginning, shall we?

I had been chatting up Nurse Betty for a while and by "a while" I mean, we used to talk a ton a couple years back and lost touch until a week ago when I answered her very adorable NSA Craigslist ad in Women Seeking Women. (don't judge.)
Believing it was fate because of how we reconnected we decided to make this First Date thing happen. Now, I call her Nurse Betty because, well, she's a nurse (duh) and her blond bob and almond shaped eyes remind me of a curvier, sexier, lovely Renee Z. We settled on meeting at a local draught house for drinks and catching up. The evening started off well with no shortage of things to talk about, thank god. Awkward silences are a total boner-killer. Lots of laughing (wow she smelled good) peppered with me unabashedly flirting with her (god she had nice tits) and trying to figure out if she was flirting with me (wondering if she'd let me touch 'em) as well. Oh, I guess I should mention now that I suck at that part. I can never be sure if a girl is flirting with me unless she's really over the top with it. The subtle passes? Right over my head. So yeah, that's why what happened next, happened.
A few hours later, it was midnight and I knew I needed to call it a night if I were going to look or act anything at all like a human in the morning for the office. I awkwardly said something retarded about "turning into a pumpkin..." (really?) or some shit and we agreed that it was late for a Sunday. I walked her to her car and we hugged. She lingered for a bit and the whole time I'm having the -should I try and kiss her?/I want to kiss her/do I ask her if I can kiss her?/what if she doesn't want to kiss me?- battle in my head because I'm ridiculous like that. So I did the one thing I knew wouldn't get me slapped: nothing. I told her how much fun I had and that I wanted to see her again. She smiled slyly (what a pretty smile) and said she was glad we got to hang out (I wondered what she tasted like) and looked forward to seeing me again as well. She gets into her car, I walk back to mine, got in and started home.

So, wait, I thought you hooked up with her! You just said you drove away?

Yeah, this is where it gets interesting. Just know that from this point until the end of this post, I'm smiling like the Cheshire Cat. Just. so. you. know.

I'm a half mile down the road and my phone rings. It's her.

Me: Hello
Her: You suck (laughs)
Me: Wait, what? What did I do?
Her: Nothing, and that's why you suck! I wanted you to kiss me.
Me: Oh shit. I totally had no idea, I knew you had a good time but I didn't know if it was a "just friends" kind of fun or...
Her: I didn't know how to hint at it, I'm a mess when it comes to this stuff!
Me: Turn around and meet me at the corner of [redacted] and [redacted].
Her: (laughs) ok.


I park, she pulls up behind me. The street is deserted with all the storefronts and restaurants gone dark since it's well after closing time for this town. I get out of my car and get into her passenger seat. She starts to stammer nervously and I pull her to me. When I tell you that kiss should have been in the movies... my god. She was so soft and smelled so so good. Deep, lingering perfect kisses. Slow and deliberate wandering hands. I realized in a hurry she was no amateur and certainly NOT shy. After I had both her breasts cupped in my hands I had to have them in my mouth. Pink perfect nipples, oh my. She had mine out of my bra faster than you could blink and god, it felt so good when she sucked on them, licking in circles.
We started kissing more hungrily now, especially since my hand had move to in between her legs, feeling how hot she was through her jeans. Rubbing and then cupping and gently squeezing her, she moaned and I just knew. I knew right then I was going to get her out of those jeans.
I unbuttoned and then unzipped them, sliding my hand inside gently feeling her perfectly smooth (waxed? oh god *bites knuckles*) pussy with my fingers. By now, I'm fucking SOAKING my panties. Do you hear me? It was a god damn river in my pants, LOL. I reach over and take her hand and guide it to the seat release. She giggled and put the seat all the way back. I slid her jeans down and took them all the way off. If a cop pulled up, my god was he/she in for a treat. She bent the leg farthest away from me and from the passenger seat, I leaned over. I moved her little black(? it was pretty dark) gstring out of the way and had to stop myself from just fucking diving in face first, literally. Teasing her, lightly licking the outer lips, not even attempting to part them, she moaned like she was in agony. Heh, perfect. I could barely contain myself as I explored every bit of her pretty, pink pussy. I'll leave the rest you your imagination. :)

Needless to say, I had fun. She reciprocated like a fucking BOSS and I'm making plans for her to come over for round two this weekend. With a proper place to be alone, I think this could be the most fun girl I've ever had the pleasure of fucking.

I just got an email from her an hour ago asking when she can see me again. Filthy Photos attached. I am so fucking stoked.

1 comment:

  1. What a hot experience. As I've said before, when you've got to have it, you've got to have it.

    The more you flirt with another woman, the easier it becomes to understand, so I hope you continue to, uh, garner those experiences (especially if they turn out like this). ;-)

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