All Things Darling

New Clips on Clips4Sale and New Clipvia Storefront!

2011-12-28T15:57:00.000-05:00

I've opened a storefront on Clipvia! You should totally buy my clips from there since I get a higher share of the proceeds and you love me that much, don't you? If you're used to buying from my Clips4Sale store and don't want to change, (and that's fine too) I'll of course still be updating there!
Come see some of the new fetish fantabulousness!

A Holiday Hello!

2011-12-28T13:29:00.002-05:00

Just posted a new vlog to my youtube channel! Happy Holidays!

New Humilation Phone Listing!

2011-12-26T15:44:00.004-05:00

Oh I know you're going to love this one that I just listed on Niteflirt:

"Miss Darling Hates You"

I really do hate you.

The only pleasure I get from you calling me is the fact that I can verbally destroy you and your tiny cock as I see fit by telling you just what I think of you. Your pathetic little life is worth nothing to me and honestly, I couldn't give less of a fuck about your or your feelings. As a matter of fact, you should be thanking me for the abuse since I'm probably the only one giving you any attention at all. Pathetic.

I can't wait to play with you losers on my new Humiliation line!

Why yes, I do like presents.

2011-12-16T13:13:00.001-05:00

I'm typically more of a scrooge during christmas but I can't help but smile when I see packages (from my good little whores) showing up at my doorstep. New suede boots, pretty panties and a dress I've been pining for have all come this week. Since you've been such good sluts, I'm going to work on a special holiday video clip just for you!

Stay tuned, my pets!

GPOYW - From the way-back machine!

2011-12-07T10:15:00.002-05:00

Here's a snippet from a video I did a while back, "Worship My Ass". Man oh man, I still looooove that clip!!

New Green Bubble Gum Clip available NOW!

2011-12-06T18:00:00.013-05:00

I twirl my giant wad of bright green gum around my fingers, blow bubbles bigger than my face and chew it like a teenybopper in my newest Mouth Fetish video. My Feet even make an appearance! What?! Uh huh Wanna see? Of course you do!

New Clips on Clips4Sale!

2011-12-05T20:41:00.000-05:00

I've got a few new Mouth Fetish clips in my Clips4Sale store that you should absolutely check out if you love hot girls and hot mouth chewing action! Oh and titties... can't forget the titties. ;)
Be on the lookout for my bubblegum popping clip coming soon!

Old Friend, New Connections

2011-11-13T08:57:00.001-05:00

SOooo to much of my surprise I've reconnected AGAIN with one of my favorite people from my childhood. The first time was a couple years ago after nearly 10 years from the last time we saw each other. I think this deserves a vlog because, honestly, there's no way I could express all this awesomeness in written words! This is gonna be so so good. I'll give you a little preview: she's more like me than you think! Ha! ;)

Fetish Debauchery October 8th and 9th!

2011-09-29T20:54:00.000-04:00

It's been a little while since my last Fetish Extravaganza and I'm getting antsy for another! Soooo... I'll be hosting fetish sessions here in the South Jersey area Oct. 8th and 9th!
If you're interested in making an appointment, feel free to shoot me an email or visit my contact form on the front page of AllThingsDarling.com to send me a message to get the ball rolling. Don't forget to include your name (you wouldn't believe how many people forget that part, lol!), which day you're interested in coming (hint: Saturday evening is still available!) and what fetish(es) you'd like to explore (don't forget to visit my site for details first!). I'll be sure to respond as soon as possible so we can get everything planned well in advance. Just like last time, once the schedule is booked, I'll still have a stand-by list available if there end up being any last-minute cancellations!

I canNOT wait to see old friends and of course new friends, too!

Book Now!

Editing videos... sneak peek! Annnd GPOYW :)

2011-09-21T20:19:00.000-04:00

A still from a smoking video.... Complete with dildos, smoking accoutrement and a very topless Darling. You're just going to have to wait for the video to see under that blurred arm! ha! ;)

As usual, it gets bigger when clicked. Oooh, that sounds dirty!

Glorayyyy Halleluuuuuu!

2011-09-21T17:05:00.005-04:00

Sheesh, What a crazy couple of weeks! Router issues (which have now been fixed, yay!!!!), new foster puppy (that may actually be adopted by us, it seems!) and flea market sales over the weekend with my momma amongst other things.

It's been so crazy around here that yesterday was Tittay Tuesday and I don't even have anything to show for it!! Well, actually, mayyyyybe I do.... ;)
I'm working on editing a really super saucy video that's got some serious titty shots in it. I hope to have it uploaded tonight so we may not have made the Tittayyy Tuesday deadline but that's ok! In the meantime, how's a lil cleavage shot? Will that do for the time being? *giggle*

Yup, that'll do. ;)

NEW CLIP! Mouth Fetish Awesomeness.

2011-09-02T22:15:00.000-04:00

I've got a fancy lil mouth fetish clip on over at Kinkbomb that I just uploaded. I was playing around with my Flare lens app (which I am in looove with) on my iPhone and felt like my lips were just doing the MOST... I just had to film them. And film them I did!

Click it, it moves! Mmmmm...

You should totally go check it out if you've got a thing for pretty mouths, or pretty girls, or pretty film effects. It's super affordable (around 4 bucks) just like most of my other clips. Annnnnd, if you use the promo code DarlingGirlKink, you'll get %25 off your order of $25.00 or more. How awesome is that?
I'll be adding some MUCH filthier content (if that's your thang) in the coming weeks so stay tuned for the updates!

I hope you're enjoying your Friday and have a happy Labor Day Weekend!

Love and Fetish Vids,
Your Darling :)

BAM!

2011-08-31T16:16:00.000-04:00

And Just like that, my day goes from drab to fab. Most of my day was pretty uneventful; picking up cotton stuffing from the toy that Molly decided to eviscerate, cleaning the kitchen, planning dinner, returning emails, failing at hanging curtains (dang you wall studs!!), blah, blah, blah, so on and so forth. AND THENNN... I get a message from one of my favorite panty pervs in need of a lil pick-me-up (by pick-me-up, naturally I mean my pretty lil panties to play with!) and wanting to see me today. Of course, being the gracious and accommodating Panty Girl that I am, I was more than happy to fill his last minute order. ;) Lucky for him, I was wearing my pretty yellow satin bikinis today (too late for a pic since they're gone now, sorry!) so he definitely got a loooovely pair. We met at our usual place and I gently slid them off from under my dress and handed them over. I just love the look on his face when I place them in his hand! haha, fantastic!

I hope you guys had as fun of a wednesday as I did! Oh and it's been a while since I did a GPOYW so how 'bout a lil' narcissism?

Love and Pretty Panties, Your Darling!

About those fetish sessions earlier this month... (updated with moar pics!)

2011-08-22T20:08:00.004-04:00

HOLY SHIT I HAD A BLAST.

Man oh man, ya'll surely know how to show a girl a good time! Not that I didn't have fun when I did sessions in March but... MY GAWD. My schedule was filled with awesome from the moment (and I mean THEE MOMENT) I checked in until the time I checked out the following morning. What a kinky and fabulous 24 hours. I had sooo much fun that I'm planning another day of fetish foolery for September! SO if you're in the New Jersey tri-state area and would like to come visit with me, do feel free to contact me through the various methods available. Email is always best, of course.

In between (and during, *giggle*) all the fun, I had some time to get my picture taken. Oh and we all know how much I adore being in front of the camera! Here's a couple shots. I'm still picking and choosing my favorites, so there will most certainly be more to come!

Click them, they get muuuuch bigger! I'm so much better up-close and personal, so I've been told. ;)


Oh so sweet and innocent! Funny, I had that same look when I was jamming my high heel into the photographer's balls.

Darling, you're such a filthy tease.

Rawr!

Cheeky! (lol, so lame... sorry.)

Whatcha think? I'm pretty happy with them! Wait til you see the reeeally fun ones. ;)
Ok, well back to work for me! Edit, edit, edit!!

Until next time, my loves. *muah*!

Fetish Sessions With Miss Darling and Special Guest Caramel Dreams

2011-08-07T15:17:00.005-04:00

SOooo, I alluded in my last post that I was thinking of hosting live sessions this month and well... I AM. Tuesday, August 9th and Wednesday, August 10th I will be in the Cherry Hill area and available for fetish sessions by appointment. *
Miz Caramel Dreams will also be available for sessions or double-trouble sessions with me if you'd like to reeeeally explore your boundaries. The schedule is filling up already so if you're interested in meeting one or BOTH of us for some fun, feel free to contact me or Caramel Dreams to begin the booking process.

*As always, this is not an attempt at solicitation. We are not escorts and all sessions are CFNM. Any and all money exchanged is for our time and companionship ONLY. We will not perform ANY sexual services so please do not ask. Yes, you will need to be screened and yes, there are no exceptions.

Hey Hey! It's August!

2011-08-03T15:33:00.000-04:00

Hey babes... How are ya? Things are just peachy over here at Casa de Darling. Still having a blast on my little corner of Streamate and my fabulously kinky Niteflirt lines as usual. You should totally come by and say hi if you haven't done so already. It's always good naked fun. Who doesn't just adore good naked fun? Well, maybe the nuns at my 2nd grade communion but that's another story all together.

Oh Oh! I nearly forgot! I do believe that Ms. Caramel Dreams and I will be shooting and doing sessions together again soon down here in my neck of the woods, South Jersey. If you're not familiar with her, you can check out my blog post about our last meeting. My gawd was that fun! Fantastic fetish-y goodness. If you're anywhere in the tri-state area, you do NOT want to miss this. I think between the two of us, we cover just about ALL the fetish bases. Mhmm, yep. We're a one-stop fetish shop, my loves! Haha sorry, I got a little carried away. AS USUAL, right? *giggle*

anyway, let me leave ya with a gpoyw (gratuitious photo of yourself wednedsay) since it *is* Wednedsay and all. Here's my new advertisement graphic. Hope you like it!

Sessions with the Fetish Bombshells this weekend!!

2011-03-17T16:49:00.006-04:00

Sessions with the Fetish Bombshells

Here's the link to one of the most amazingly debaucherous weekends EVER. I'll be doing double sessions and filming with the lovely and oh so talented Caramel Vixen from Friday March 18th to Sunday the 20th. Check out the link above to the full article on her site for all of the details. We'll both be available for solo sessions as well, of course! Book asap, slots fill up quickly!
Hope to see you soon!

Updates from the trenches.

2011-03-12T15:08:00.006-05:00

So March 4th has come and gone. My last day at the day job went off without a hitch and I spent it pranking my good friend's desk and office. Ahhh, good times!
This past few days I've entertained some new clients, thought long and hard about the direction I want to take each of my businesses in and took some much-needed days off. I've started baking again and dammit, I'm enjoying myself. I feel refreshed and am getting pretty jazzed up for some fun things coming up.
Speaking of which, are you going to Momentum Con in DC next month? I am and I'm so excited that I can hardly contain myself! If you're attending as well, give me a shout! I'd love to catch up with you while we're there.

Anyway, this is going to be one helluva couple of months. Travel, debauchery and all kinds of naked fun. Hold on, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

March 4th. DUN DUN DUNNNNN.

2011-01-23T11:46:00.000-05:00

There is a light at the end of the tunnel, folks. March 4th, I will no longer be the "cubicle-working productive member of society" by day. NO MORE, I say! I've finally given my notice of resignation to the day job that I've worked so hard at for 10 years and will be working exclusively on the businesses I've started. Who would have though that the 21 year old girl that walked through those doors would find her strengths, weaknesses, bestest friends and absolute love of her life in those walls. I'll always be thankful for the opportunities I had been given there and for the things I had been allowed to learn and experience.

I'm a little sad, a lot excited and terribly proud of the leap of faith I'm taking. It's not going to be easy but it's going to be rewarding and exactly what I need and have always wanted. Thank you to everyone who has helped push and pull me and egg me on into becoming the woman I was meant to be.
It's onward and upward from here, kids!

Here's to the future!

GPOYW - Hey, Hey, HEYYY. I'm on Glitter Gloss Garbage!!

2011-01-12T16:23:00.002-05:00

I absolutely adore Aprill from Glitter Gloss Garbage. She's funny, sassy and she really knows her stuff when it comes to makeup. So when she asked me to maybe write a lil' somethin' about the fancy face I was planning on putting on the other day, YOU KNOW I WAS ALL OVER THAT. Honored? Oh yes, yes, y'all.
So go on over to GGG and see me talk about my drugstore makeup addiction and what I use to get myself camera ready.

Happy New Year!

2011-01-01T16:34:00.003-05:00

What a busy winter this is starting out to be! Between the holidays and the day job and whoring and laying the groundwork for 2011, I've barely had time to breathe. I'm so thankful for all the new people I've met and for the opportunities that continue to come my way, regardless of how busy I get! 2010 has been full of revelations and surprises and has never been dull, I will certainly say that!

It's looking like 2011 is going to be just as full. My dance card is filling up quickly and I'm absolutely ecstatic about some of the awesome things that are coming up. January 6th, I'll be sharing some of my experiences at the monthly Red Umbrella Diaries event in NYC. You can read more about it at Red Umbrella Project. The night's theme is "Dirty Tricks" and well, I've certainly got some experience with those.

Loooook! It's me!! Haha I'm not supposed to talk about how nervous I am, right? Come if you're in the area! I'll buy ya a drink.
Aaaand, February 4th, I'll be lap dancing for charity at a fundraiser hosted by Tied Up Events benefiting the SWA. Let me shake my money maker for you for a good cause! Check it out at Tied Up Events.

Exciting, huh?? I cannot wait to see what else 2011 has in store. My resolution for this year is to continue to put myself out there and take more chances. I also am going to ramp up my efforts to ditch the day job and morph my dreams of being a fancy independent businesslady into reality sooner rather than later.

It's going to be a great year, y'all. I hope you all are having a wonderful New Year's Day and that you have a prosperous year filled with love for yourself and others. I love ya, you filthy bastards.

GPOYW: Just Waking Up Edition

2010-10-20T11:00:00.004-04:00

Mr.Darling caught me just getting up so here's me and my bedhead, no makeup, covers and pillows everywhere. :)

I never thought I'd love this but...

2010-10-17T16:01:00.001-04:00

I cannot get enough of the calls I get from NiteFlirt. I mean, SERIOUSLY. I love hearing from ya'll who have taken the chance to get me on the phone and just talk about anything and everything! I'm adding new specialty lines every week so check them out! From fun to filthy and lighthearted to heavy-handed, I think we should be able to come up with something to wet your whistle. ;)

The links are in the side bar... I cannot wait to talk to you!

GPOYW: Pink Tights Edition

2010-10-13T09:00:00.000-04:00

Now that it's fall, I'm able to bust out my favorite collection in my wardrobe: my TIGHTS!! That being said, you've been warned that you'll be seeing a ton more pics of me sporting my colorful array of stockings, tights and leggings. You're welcome. :)

You can even see my striped thong and well....something else peeking out from under the gusset. *giggle*

So since sooo many got the question right.... (I know, it was kinda easy. But so am I.)

2010-10-09T16:20:00.001-04:00

Heeeeere's Vagina! After the jump for those who do not love vagina. But I gather that if you don't love vagina, you probably wouldn't be reading my blog.

Dawwww, ain't she purdy? Click it, it gets bigga!! ;)

GPOYW - cam shot edition...TITTIES N' GLASSES

2010-10-06T08:35:00.001-04:00

Tittaaaaaays. Awww yeah, Ya'll.

I've updated my wishlist!

2010-10-03T21:28:00.001-04:00

It's been so long since I updated the items on my wishlist so I figured what the hell, I might as well since I get so many requests for the link to it. I'm so grateful that anyone would want to spoil me like that!! I have a few items that I'm droooooling over and of course most of them will get you TONS of free stuff if you get them for me!! One item in particular would get you (2) hours of camming with me (which can be split up over the month, if you'd like), (5) of my very naughty videos, a (20) minute phone session, AND a custom video or photo set of your choice. PLUS my undying love forever and ever... a pretty good deal, no? LOL
So, if you're so inclined to be my favorite person on the planet, maybe check it out? Love you guys. :)

Want to talk to me?

2010-10-03T16:24:00.003-04:00

I've always kicked around the idea of starting to offer phone fun and phone with cam fun. It seemed to be a great way to connect with you and really kick the excitement up a notch. That said, I now have a line on NiteFlirt and will be taking calls soon! I'll be offering panty and pantyhose fetish chat, sissy training and cross-dressing assistance, a sex tips and advice line and so much more!

I'll be posting buttons like these in the sidebar of this blog so you'll know when I'm available for calls as well as updating my status on Twitter when I'm live. I can't wait to get to talk to you!

GPOYW - White panties edition.

2010-09-29T08:08:00.001-04:00

You can't get hotter than sheer panties. Whomp Whomp!

New Photo Tumblr Project!!

2010-09-24T20:50:00.003-04:00

I've started a new side project, a tumblog called Fuck Yeah Multi-Racial. I'll be posting people of a variety of mixed races to show the gorgeousness and fabulousness (my own word, don't judge) of people with multicultural backgrounds!

I've even got a special appearance from your favorite erotic photog and mine,
Mr. Joshua Mark Darling himself.

So go check it out!

GPOYW - for the pantyhose lovahs..

2010-09-22T08:02:00.002-04:00

Damn, I love rolling around in nylons.... unnf!

An oldie but a goodie....

2010-09-19T17:57:00.001-04:00

Damn, I love ass shots. Click it, it gets bigger!!

This blog is getting a NAME CHANGE!

2010-09-16T09:58:00.000-04:00

As we all do, I've been growing and changing over the past couple years since starting this little blog and it's time for a bit of a change. I've settled on a new name and in a few days this blog will cease to be Professional Amateur Girl and will morph (hopefully painlessly) into All Things Darling. Woooot! :)

Which way is up?

2010-08-25T12:54:00.000-04:00

It's been forever since I blogged, I know. I've been focusing on some new projects and have been neglecting my little den of debauchery that is this blog. Trying to decide on a path and settling down enough to gather my thoughts into something productive has always been a challenge for me but I've been getting a much more clear vision of what I want for Savannah the brand and Savannah the person. First, do I want to be a "brand"? Is that my goal, to further monetize the online ventures that I enjoy? I'd love to be able to earn a living just being Miss Daring but being sexy all the time can be tiring, to be perfectly frank. Not to mention that sometimes dealing with unreasonable demands or pushy clients or "wannabe" clients can be completely emotionally draining which of course, can manifest itself into physical exhaustion. Lord knows I don't need a reason to develop into a hypochondriac, hello! On the other hand, my vanilla work existence is just that; bland, boring and tedious. Mediocre at best and soul-sucking in very different but equally damaging ways.
What's a girl to do?

My decision is to act more and ask questions later. If I want to film clips, then film clips I will. If I want to toil away writing about filthy things and posting them to my blog, then so be it. The first order of business is that this blog may be getting a face-lift/makeover and may be moving to a dedicated site with my own hosting. It's time to get all my eggs in neater baskets. They won't all be in ONE basket but at least everything will be easily accessable and organized. I'm not sure I can do that with blogspot so we may be moving, kids!

Crazy Train Part DOS. (again, this is not smut-related, FYI)

2010-06-30T12:16:00.002-04:00

ALRIGHTYYYY. So. My last post on trying the Adderall? RAMBLES like a MOFO. So ADD, right??
I think I feel it's necessary to post a follow-up to that big ol' pile o' crazy.

YES, the first couple days starting Adderall when you've pretty much never had that kind of stimulant, you will feel like you have LOST YOUR EVER-LOVING MIND. There were moments when Mr. Darling called me CRAZY EYES. Not a good look, kids.

BUT I will say that a few days after that, the side effects were pretty much nil and now I think I kinda love these meds. Yes, I have a slightly suppressed appetite for about 3 hours after I take my half dose (I take half of the 10mg dose in the morning and half around lunchtime which seems to work well for me). But not to the point where I straight-up miss meals. I just tend to eat less and no longer snack like it's my job, so that's a big ol' plus in my book. Since I've started taking Adderall I've lost 11lbs with no change in activity level and no real concerted effort to change my diet. Ya'll know I love my curves but a little less fluff here and there is a-ok! I haven't had the need to increase my dosage and I haven't ever had a moment where I felt I needed more. In fact, I don't always take all my doses on the weekends. That's just a personal preference and usually due to the fact that if I'm just puttering around the abode doing, well NADA, then I don't see the need to take it in the afternoons. I've never gone a day without taking it at all, though.

In short: I no longer have mood swings, I can eat regular meals now, I don't crash like crazy at the end of the day anymore since I split up my doses and I ACTUALLY HAVE FOCUS. I can get shit done. That was the whole point for getting medicated, kids. It works for me, and I'm in a good place. HALLELUJAH. :)

So it was my birthday last week.

2010-06-14T14:20:00.001-04:00

That is one unhappy pussy.

June 8th was the day and really it was seriously fun. Thanks to everyone that sent well-wishes along, you guys rawk! I'm 31 now and I don't think I look a day over 40! heh. Another year, another chance to show off my ass and get paid for it. Life's pretty glorious. Love you guys!!! *muah*

Crazy Train. If you only read for noodz and filthy stories, you may want to skip this one.

2010-05-08T10:58:00.002-04:00

*Disclaimer: This is the Long Drawn-Out Version of my first day on Adderall. If you'd like the Short and Sweet Get-To-The-Point-Bitch Version, skip to the end. :)

You may have noticed that I had been talking about my need for medication, umm, A LOT. I finally made the jump to see a new doctor about treatment for my self-diagnosed ADD. Dr. M had come highly recommended so I was pleasantly surprised that he not only was really easy to talk to and nice, but that along with being a general practitioner, he specializes in Sleep Disorders and Cardiovascular Medicine. Those were my two major concerns about going on any sort of regular, daily, stimulant-type medication: is it going to fuck up my sleep and/or make my heart explode. Ok, the second concern was my closet hypochondriac peeking out but whatever, Dr. M was an expert and quickly assuaged my anxiety and prescribed me 10mg of Adderall to be taken in the mornings. My appointment was on Thursday so I decided that I'd begin my adventure into medicated bliss/horror the next day. I figured it'd be a good day to test the effects since all the higher-ups in my company would be gone for a conference so no one would be expecting me to solve any life or death problems at the drop of a hat. Preferable if I was feeling all cracked-out.
Look, I know. You're thinking, It's Adderall. Stop being a little bitch, people take this shit all the time. No Big Deal, right? Well, here's the catch: my body practically goes into seizures over a cup of coffee. I rarely if EVER ingest caffeine and when I do? It's like I ate a bag of meth an chased it with a few rails of Columbia's finest. So yeah, the prospect of taking am honest-to-gawd fucking AMPHETAMINE? Kinda scary, to say the least. That said, my experience wasn't as catastrophic as I envisioned it would be.
I took my dosage at 6:45am before I got on the road for work. I'd read that it makes you seriously thirsty so I made sure I had a big ass bottle of my favorite vintage (raspberry seltzer, bitches) on hand. Everything started off ok although about 20mins later, I noticed my hands (and pretty much everything else) were really cold. I wasn't shivering or anything weird like that but I definitely noticed a chill. No biggie, I just turned on the heat a little. My body felt relaxed all over which I thought was odd (wasn't this an upper?). I got to the office about 7:45am and once I got out of the car I then realized it was pretty much in full swing. That morning I felt extra scatterbrained, unorganized, easily distracted and flustered. A coworker, also on Adderall assured me a week prior that the first few days might feel like that as my body got used to the medication. Ok, fine, I was prepared for that. I just used a bunch of my organizational systems and methods I've always used to help with my attention issues and I muddled through pretty well. My pupils were dilated and all morning I kept thinking, OMG I CAN SEE FOREVER... Like I said, I was easily distracted. At 10:30, I took my St. John's Wort (which I know now was a pretty big no-no since I think it caused/helped cause what happened later that day.) and steadily drank a million ounces of seltzer/water/whatever I could get my hands on. So. Thirsty. So very thirsty... although at first, every time I took a sip, I kinda wanted to vom. Pleasant. I managed not to puke which was awesome and the feeling soon passed. I managed to pee a gazillion times, I counted. I also should mention that in no way did I feel like eating. At all. I was aware that would happen and had to force myself to eat throughout the day. Here's what I managed to eat: a banana at 10am; ONE, yes one chicken wing around 11:30 and a cookie at 2pm. I left work at 3pm and ate a slice of pizza at 5. That's it.
I left at 3:00 because around 2:30 I started hitting the wall. Which after researching a few things, I now think may have been caused/intensified by the St. John's Wort. I felt drained, spaced out and wanted to lay down. I didn't necessarily want a nap but I wanted to put my head down on something soft and rest. I did not enjoy that feeling whatsoever so I took out another pill and cut it into quarters and ate a tiny piece. I don't think it really started to work until I was home later and chilling out so yeah, I need to re-evaluate what time I take my first dose and I guess the St. John's Wort is going out the window. I'm not sure what the half-life is on the SJW or the Adderall so I guess I can't take either one at all in any proximity to each other. Oh well. Hopefully, the Adderall can fill in where SJW left off since it's been known to help with improving moods, etc. We shall see.
ANYWAY, I think taking my first dose of Adderall will be at 10am from this point forward. I'm sure taking half in the morning and half at lunch would work as well but I suck terribly at multi-doses so once a day is best for me. Perhaps an extended-release option will be my best bet. I guess I'll be talking to Dr. M when I see him next month.
Later in the evening I was cranky as hell coming down and since I took that quarter of a dose around 3:00, naturally I had a harder time going to bed. I popped two Melatonin (which I read was ok to continue taking at night) and I was out before my 20-min TV timer went off, which was awesome.
This morning, again I was Ms. CrankyPants for no discernible reason. I usually only get that nasty once a month, if you know what I mean. The crankiness really makes me long for something to even out my mood (like SJW) especially since I hate taking it out on Mr. Darling and the pups as I'm wont to do when I'm slightly chemically imbalanced. I guess we'll see how things go as time progresses and I get used to this new regimen.

*Long story short: my initial reaction to the Adderall? I'm sure it's a good tool, I just need to give it some time. Will I take it everyday, forever? I don't know. I got a lot more done at work than I thought I would and the come-down wasn't too bad although not awesome and filled with cranky. I'm disappointed I cannot take it with St. John's Wort but I'll see how I do before I go and try to find a suitable replacement. So far, I'll be taking it everyday and report back on any important revelations.

So I ate her pussy in the car.

2010-05-03T13:20:00.001-04:00

You may be thinking, how the fuck did that happen? How exactly did you go from First Date With Nurse Betty to Cunnilingus, Kinda/Sorta Chasing Amy-style? Let's back up and start from the beginning, shall we?

I had been chatting up Nurse Betty for a while and by "a while" I mean, we used to talk a ton a couple years back and lost touch until a week ago when I answered her very adorable NSA Craigslist ad in Women Seeking Women. (don't judge.)
Believing it was fate because of how we reconnected we decided to make this First Date thing happen. Now, I call her Nurse Betty because, well, she's a nurse (duh) and her blond bob and almond shaped eyes remind me of a curvier, sexier, lovely Renee Z. We settled on meeting at a local draught house for drinks and catching up. The evening started off well with no shortage of things to talk about, thank god. Awkward silences are a total boner-killer. Lots of laughing (wow she smelled good) peppered with me unabashedly flirting with her (god she had nice tits) and trying to figure out if she was flirting with me (wondering if she'd let me touch 'em) as well. Oh, I guess I should mention now that I suck at that part. I can never be sure if a girl is flirting with me unless she's really over the top with it. The subtle passes? Right over my head. So yeah, that's why what happened next, happened.
A few hours later, it was midnight and I knew I needed to call it a night if I were going to look or act anything at all like a human in the morning for the office. I awkwardly said something retarded about "turning into a pumpkin..." (really?) or some shit and we agreed that it was late for a Sunday. I walked her to her car and we hugged. She lingered for a bit and the whole time I'm having the -should I try and kiss her?/I want to kiss her/do I ask her if I can kiss her?/what if she doesn't want to kiss me?- battle in my head because I'm ridiculous like that. So I did the one thing I knew wouldn't get me slapped: nothing. I told her how much fun I had and that I wanted to see her again. She smiled slyly (what a pretty smile) and said she was glad we got to hang out (I wondered what she tasted like) and looked forward to seeing me again as well. She gets into her car, I walk back to mine, got in and started home.

So, wait, I thought you hooked up with her! You just said you drove away?

Yeah, this is where it gets interesting. Just know that from this point until the end of this post, I'm smiling like the Cheshire Cat. Just. so. you. know.

I'm a half mile down the road and my phone rings. It's her.

Me: Hello
Her: You suck (laughs)
Me: Wait, what? What did I do?
Her: Nothing, and that's why you suck! I wanted you to kiss me.
Me: Oh shit. I totally had no idea, I knew you had a good time but I didn't know if it was a "just friends" kind of fun or...
Her: I didn't know how to hint at it, I'm a mess when it comes to this stuff!
Me: Turn around and meet me at the corner of [redacted] and [redacted].
Her: (laughs) ok.

I park, she pulls up behind me. The street is deserted with all the storefronts and restaurants gone dark since it's well after closing time for this town. I get out of my car and get into her passenger seat. She starts to stammer nervously and I pull her to me. When I tell you that kiss should have been in the movies... my god. She was so soft and smelled so so good. Deep, lingering perfect kisses. Slow and deliberate wandering hands. I realized in a hurry she was no amateur and certainly NOT shy. After I had both her breasts cupped in my hands I had to have them in my mouth. Pink perfect nipples, oh my. She had mine out of my bra faster than you could blink and god, it felt so good when she sucked on them, licking in circles.
We started kissing more hungrily now, especially since my hand had move to in between her legs, feeling how hot she was through her jeans. Rubbing and then cupping and gently squeezing her, she moaned and I just knew. I knew right then I was going to get her out of those jeans.
I unbuttoned and then unzipped them, sliding my hand inside gently feeling her perfectly smooth (waxed? oh god *bites knuckles*) pussy with my fingers. By now, I'm fucking SOAKING my panties. Do you hear me? It was a god damn river in my pants, LOL. I reach over and take her hand and guide it to the seat release. She giggled and put the seat all the way back. I slid her jeans down and took them all the way off. If a cop pulled up, my god was he/she in for a treat. She bent the leg farthest away from me and from the passenger seat, I leaned over. I moved her little black(? it was pretty dark) gstring out of the way and had to stop myself from just fucking diving in face first, literally. Teasing her, lightly licking the outer lips, not even attempting to part them, she moaned like she was in agony. Heh, perfect. I could barely contain myself as I explored every bit of her pretty, pink pussy. I'll leave the rest you your imagination. :)

Needless to say, I had fun. She reciprocated like a fucking BOSS and I'm making plans for her to come over for round two this weekend. With a proper place to be alone, I think this could be the most fun girl I've ever had the pleasure of fucking.

I just got an email from her an hour ago asking when she can see me again. Filthy Photos attached. I am so fucking stoked.

Ah yes... a rarely-updated blog is a sad blog.

2010-04-23T08:56:00.002-04:00

I've been totally enamoured with Tumblr and have pretty much been treating this blog like it's gonna write itself. Sorry, ya'll! :)

No big revelations since the last time I checked in. Still a sex worker, still working the corporate job, still have no idea what I wanna be when I grow up. Selling panties in person like a motherfucker, though! Panty fetishists are pretty much my favorite, I'm sure I've mentioned. So anytime I've got an opportunity to play with them in person is totally a good day. The fact that I get paid for that is totally amazing since it's so much fun. But I do, and it's awesome. :)

As well as using my milkshake to bring all the panty-sniffers to the yard. (really?) I've been thinking a lot about not just living to take up space and how I can contribute to the world in more than just nut-busting ways. Feeling my activist roots and wanting to make a difference in any way I can has been gripping my thoughts, like, for real. I'll be attending some of the Equality Forum events in Philly this weekend and I think that'll stir up some git-up-n-go into my kool-aid. We shall see, I suppose.

Anyway, I hope everyone's been well and that you're enjoying the spring weather. Summer's right around the corner and I'm totally stoked.
Bikinis and beaches and half naked hot chicks, oh my!

Soooo, remember that photographer that never gave me my photos?

2010-02-15T17:40:00.000-05:00

Well he emailed me today out of the blue to tell me he finally had some images for me. Excited doesn't really describe the feeling that came over me so I'll just post a few of the forever-old photos I'd been dying to get my grubby hands on!
I hope you like them as much as I do.

If only I could...

2010-02-03T12:54:00.000-05:00

... settle my mind long enough I could get a full blog post out. Seriously. I need to be medicated.

Things I'm lusting after: Lingerie Edition

2010-02-02T09:46:00.004-05:00

It's my blog and I'll bore you with my lingerie pinings if I want to! Can I be real with you? Like really, really real? I won't be complete until I have every.single.one.of.these.

Regal Lace Robe at Hips and Curves

Sweetheart Garter Skirt from Victoria's Secret

Ruffle Babydoll from Lane Bryant/Cacique

Satin with lace corset from Lane Bryant/Cacique

Confession:

2010-02-01T10:44:00.003-05:00

I have marabou feather bedroom "heels". From Fredricks of hollywood.
Don't judge me just because I like to channel my inner Alexis Carrington every now and again.

(I actually have two pair. One pink and one red. shut up.)

5 Star...

2010-02-01T10:23:00.003-05:00

So this lil' gem was brought to my attention by my booboo, Caligula Sanchez and you know what? I get it. I get it now, Nicki. I get the hype around you and I fucking co-sign.

Current listening obession.

2010-01-28T12:49:00.004-05:00

God I love Jes's voice. Fucking LOVE.

Still not getting dressed....

2010-01-19T16:02:00.002-05:00

Nope.

Update from yesterday...

2010-01-19T08:00:00.012-05:00

Naked Monday was a blast.... thank you to everyone who loved the idea and sent me love on Twitter about my preview photo! A super special thank you to those who took advantage of my ravenous libido and indulged in a show (or two)... you, my loves, rock!
I had so much fun yesterday that I decided today will be a continuation of the gloriousness of last night!

Cam Shows ALL DAY!! woot!

Message, IM or @ me on Twitter to get the ball rolling!

Happy Monday!

2010-01-18T09:10:00.004-05:00

SOooo... All morning I was thinking of a way to make my Monday (and yours) a little more exciting...
And it hit me, nakedness always makes people happy! What about dirt cheap nakedness? EVEN BETTER.

So for today, (and maybe all week depending on if I get a good response) I'm giving super duper cheap cam shows... I'm talking $1.00 per minute ... I know, right?? Do you think that would make the Monday better? I do! haha

Don't be shy, message me.. you know you wanna!

My Dream Closet...

2010-01-15T13:08:00.000-05:00

... should be big enough to house a family of three.

Via: FuckYeahChandeliers

Do you see that Mirrored dressing table/chest of drawers??? Drink it in, ya'll.

In-Person Fetish Sessions

2010-01-14T08:26:00.020-05:00

"forced bi sessions are no fun when the sub wants to suck cock"
via @FortressNYC

I read that this morning and my blood rushed. Then it got me thinking about a potential client I just met. Then that got me thinking about expanding my in-person fetish sessions. So yes, for those of you that have been asking, begging and pleading, I will be taking on new clients again. I may - MAY see you if you pass certain criteria and screening. I am not cheap and I am not available everyday but what I am is worth it and experienced. My interests are vast and varied so there is a good chance that I'll entertain your specific desires as long as they're safe, legal and something I'm interested in entertaining/exploring/revisiting.

Information is here. Please read the information in its entirety if you are interested in getting together.

Whoa.

2010-01-13T14:28:00.005-05:00

Featured on Craftastophe.

Scratch-N-Sniff?? Omg, I can't.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for Androgyny!

2010-01-11T12:10:00.011-05:00

Y'know, it's really always been a factor. I've never been able to deny myself: gender-bending makes my panties moist. Even as a child, my sexual fantasies or things that made me all "tingly down there" were of boys that wore make up and girls that wore suits. David Bowie, Annie Lennox, Boy George, Michael Jackson (but he was so preeeetty in the 80's!) and of course the whole slew of hair bands. (long hair, spandex and makeup? yes please!)

Poison

So it's really no surprise that I'm attracted to those who play with genders and gender roles. Men who enjoy playing with lingerie, pantyhose and makeup during sex have always been my favorite fetishists to indulge, in my professional as well as my personal life. There's just something about a man who is secure enough to play with these notions of dress-up with abandon and without embarassment that really do it for me.

Quentin Tarantino via Celebitchy

Genderqueer, unisex, androgynous, transexual, tomboy, sissy, etc... I don't care how you identify. Challenging or bending the mainstream views of what is male or female? Yeah, that's so goddamn hot I can barely stand it.

Buck Angel

SOooo yeah, Right now my latest crush is on Ian Harvie. What a fucking hot piece. Sugar, do *not* come to the Philadelphia area or you might get molested. In the best, most nice way possible of course. *wink* ha!

Update:
Ian, I've just discovered that you're on Twitter. I promise not to twitterstalk too horribly. Maybe.

Freckles Fetish

2010-01-04T15:08:00.003-05:00

"How would he keep track of which freckles he had counted? Would he use a colored pen to mark the ones he already got? Would he be really sad when he got to the end and there were no more freckles left to count?"

Excerpt from "Freckle Fetish" on Kat's Blog, KatStories. Please go read her Tumblr, she makes me laugh so hard I pee a little.

Merkins, Merkins Everywhere!

2010-01-04T12:52:00.007-05:00

So I've got this unhealthy obsession with merkins. Furry ones, sparkly ones, weird ones, silly ones. I don't own any since I could never decide on which one I wanted, not to mention where would I wear one, exactly? Photo set? Kinky Funtimes? I need to come up with some ideas so I can start my collection. I mean, come on, look at these works of art*... costumes for your chooch!

Images courtesy of lindagass.com

*The bait-n-tackle-creepy-purple-worm one really messed with my emotions but I had to post it 'cause 2010 is all about facin' my fears and whatnot. New year, new you! or some shit. :)

UGH.

2009-12-28T10:16:00.003-05:00

That's totally me since today feels like one giant face-plant.

The Monday after a holiday weekend. Is there anything more dreadful? I'd love to be in bed, wrapped up in blankets. *sigh*

There were tons of dramarific post-worthy revelations unraveling this past week but I'll refrain from giving them any more steam. I'll just say this: Claiming someone else's likeness and passing it off as your own to the masses is fucked up. A lie of that magnitude negates any truths or goodwill you may be trying to dole out. Period.

OK, now that's that. I hope you all had a fun week and that you have a fun and memorable night planned for the new year! I'm hoping to spend it on my couch but Mr. Darling may throw a monkey wrench in those plans. :)

On Christmas Eve...

2009-12-24T09:15:00.004-05:00

This, apparently is what you get when you google images for "Christmas Whore". Pretty rad.

I have no clue whose image this is but it's awesome and I'm making one as soon as I get home.

December 17th. A Day of Remembrance.

2009-12-17T09:35:00.009-05:00

Image courtesy of: http://www.swop-tucson.org/

December 17th is observed as the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers.

There are so many heartfelt, solemn and inspiring posts being written around the net today and I'd like to share a few of them with you.
Today, I will try my best to not be overtaken with sadness and instead will try and be hopeful that change is coming. It must.

Audacia Ray - December 17: Int Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers

Amanda Brooks - Words and Remembrance

Debauched Diva - December 17th

Sabrina in Stockings - Under My Red Umbrella

Kimberlee Cline - To Sex Workers Everywhere, December 17

Cameryn Moore - Respect and Rights for Sex Workers Everywhere

I will keep adding to this list as I come across them. If you'd like your blog post or article added, please let me know.

Getting on with it.

2009-12-16T09:43:00.002-05:00

SOooo. Yeah. I've always sucked balls at advertising myself when it pertains to sex work. I get cozy and comfortable with my regular clients and forget that I need to keep changing and growing my business. I guess my problem is that I forget to look at it like a business? I need to get it together. My goal for 2010 is to step up my game and make the big things happen. Mama needs to work from home and that ain't gonna happen sitting on my tuckus.

By the way, if you read this blog, I love you. I really do. Even if you don't comment (although when you do comment, it totes gives me a ladyboner.) I love you very much. It warms my cold black heart that anyone would take a shine to me and care at all for what the hell I'm rambling on about. So yeah, thank you for making this a pretty awesome year for me and my little blog!

What's currently stuck in my head.

2009-12-16T09:27:00.004-05:00

I just cannot get over this song. It's the perfect winter lullaby.
Oh Kate, come sing me to sleep.
:)

A new chapter.

2009-12-10T13:29:00.006-05:00

Exciting news: I'm working on exploring an area of sex work I've never dabble in before.

It's a scary, funny, delightfully big step for me. I've been curious for quite a while and I have the blessings of Mr. Darling (I always have his blessing with anything I'd like to try, I'm a very lucky gal) to go ahead and dip my toe in. I've read up on it all, I've researched for MONTHS and I've decided it's something worth pursuing. I'm excited, I'm nervous, I'm hoping I'll be as good as it as I think I'll be.

That being said, I won't be advertising any of these new services here or twitter or anywhere associated with Savannah Darling, for discretionary reasons. Although, I will be using this blog to share my stories and experiences as I navigate my way through new uncharted territory!

So I guess this qualifies as a bonafide "New Amateur Girl Adventure", huh? :)

An article seriously worth reading.

2009-12-09T12:35:00.006-05:00

This put into words many of the feelings I have about Sex Work.

"The opposition to sex work stems from the same kind of purity myth that tells young women that if they have sex before marriage, they have nothing to offer their husband on their wedding night. The idea that you ARE your body, espoused in the phrase “selling yourself,” is what makes people blanch at the idea that sex work might just be another valid way to make a living."

For the rest of the article visit GlobalComment.

Oh...

2009-12-08T08:54:00.001-05:00

... now that's just plain ol' naughty.

glorious.

2009-12-03T13:13:00.011-05:00

I love these fuckers. What better treat of deliciousness to spotlight in "Shit I love" week than King's Hawaiian Rolls??? I usually get them when I pick up fried chicken (shut up) from my neighborhood grocer. (Don't sleep on Pathmark's Fried Chicken Game, son.)

I love how I found this photo and it was named "original 4-pack". And APPARENTLY it *is* the original 4-pack because now they have oven-bake dinner rolls and mini slider buns. (Whaa??) That's just too much awesome to process right now and I still have 2 and a half hours of work left so I'm not going to think of all the delicious ways I could use these in a meal right now lest I loose my shit and have to up and leave to buy more immediately. I'm gonna pull on back and ponder on that fabulousness later when I can shout things to Mr. Darling from the other room when I think of them. "OMG I COULD MAKE BREAKFAST SANDWICHES OUT OF THEM. DO YOU THINK I CAN USE THEM FOR FRENCH TOAST??" He loves that. Especially when he's trying to watch sportscenter. Aren't I the best naked-on-the-interwebs lady ever? Don't be too jealous.

Get some. You'll thank me later. Now if you'll excuse me I need to inhale the two I had packed in my lunch. I'm not kidding.

I love...

2009-12-03T12:40:00.002-05:00

Wuuut??? Hawtness. Go 'head Polyvore. Getcho swagger on!

Yeah, uh sorry... got a little carried away there.

It's like playing paper dolls or Fashion Plates but with stuff I'd actually want... count on me wasting countless hours making "sets" that I can dream of owning. The damn cuff bracelet is $500??!! CHEEZUS.

oh yeah...

2009-12-02T11:36:00.003-05:00

...I probably should have told you sooner but,
welcome to "Shit I like" week!

A whole week of me posting images videos of stuff I love. Lucky you!!

Try not to kill yourself with excitement :)

whoa.

2009-12-02T10:52:00.002-05:00

Via The Boobs

Sassy.

2009-12-01T15:50:00.003-05:00

Fafi!!

Feelin' saucy...

2009-12-01T15:22:00.005-05:00

...Come and get some :)

Via Miss Van

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

2009-11-25T14:31:00.004-05:00

Hope you all have a great holiday! Eat tons, relax a bunch, have plenty to drink and be thankful for all that you have!

Bring on the Bjork!

2009-11-17T15:03:00.003-05:00

Now, some of you know that Bjork's Vespertine is one of my favorite albums of all time. Once it starts to get cold and the leaves start turning, I get the urge to put that mutha on repeat!!
To celebrate the brisk weather, here's "Unison" off my favorite cold-weather album from my favorite nuttty Icelander. Enjoy.

Bring on the bible-beaters!

2009-11-17T12:56:00.007-05:00

"Yeah, Christ rocked. It's the christians that are typically a little fucked up."

Yeah that was me, in response to @xjaeva when she told me that Jesus loved whores. This was after I asked her if they still burn whores at church. (it's been a while since I've visited.)
Sometimes I think that I *really* need to step away from the Twitter. Then I remember that I have so many more obscene things to say.

You betcho sweet tuckus it is.

2009-11-17T12:29:00.003-05:00

From Souliberation Via Such A Female.

sooooo

2009-11-17T11:56:00.002-05:00

YEeeeaaahhhh, sorry bout that last lil rant. I do feel better though, if that counts??

hahahaha

love ya'll.

:)

Warning: This post contains insecurities and shit-talking myself.

2009-11-17T10:11:00.012-05:00

Disclaimer: This is not how I always feel. This is just a temporary lapse in awesomeness, ok? But it's my blog and I'll do whadawant. :)
*oh, and I'm not fishing for compliments with this post either.

So last night I was thinking a lot about how much I hate working out.

Like really hate it. Like hate it so much that while walking the dogs last night, I was just getting more and more angry at the fact that even after I walked them I was going to have to do an hour of yoga and still not really have made a dent in this "fitness" that I'm supposed to be working on. (thanks, Fergie *side-eye*) I started to feel seriously resentful that I needed to lose weight, NEEDED to get tighter to look better in photos, to get more clients in this "sex business" I work in. Those shitty thoughts that my curves were not really good enough and that I'd never really be as successful as the skinny girls, the girls with perky tits and tiny waists, started creeping in.

I get home and I'm shooting Mr. Darling daggers, because of course it's his fault. How dare he love me the way that I am and let me get like this?? It's his fault that I feel gross and defeated. His fault that he encourages me to love my curves and to love my body like I do. He of course, laughs at me, tells me I need a hug and gives me one. A big, squeeze-the-stuffing-outta-you hug. Of course I feel better and kinda snap outta my funk.

Ok, So yeah, I admit it. I love my body. So why do I get so frustrated with industry standards? Why do I occasional let mainstream ideals and pressures get to me, manipulating my attitiude and outlook? 99% of the time I'm happy as a clam and completely immune to this garbage but the remaining 1%? This post is the remaining 1% consisting of pointless, crappy weakness. *sigh* LOL

ummm...

2009-11-17T09:42:00.003-05:00

what the hell???

I really
really
really....

like it.

I think the part that bothers me most is that old boy (satan??) is merely grimacing while the horns of that rocket bull are buried deep into his now-concave asscheeks. Not a scream of horror or even indignation, just an annoyed "meh" look to him. And his lone discarded shoe??? I can't with you people today. Who comes up with this shit?? Get his number because he needs to be my future ex-husband like, pronto.

Just a side note...

2009-11-16T15:38:00.003-05:00

I just spent the better part of my afternoon reading Not in the Face, the blog of Caligula Sanchez in between office fuckery. Do you know what it's like to have to hold your breath or pretend you're coughing to cover up the sqealing, hyena-like cackling you know you want to let out while your boss is in the next cube?? TORTUROUS, but totally worth it.

I truly feel that he is my long lost soul mate, (albeit more fabulous and fashionable - I need that switchblade disguised as a lipstick!) because:

A.) he's multi-cultural like moi (and nobody knows the horrors of that childhood like another of your kind.)

B.) I also have PTUCS or Post Traumatic Ugly Child Syndrome (see item A.)

C.) SEX WORK. 'nuff said.

D.) His blog is named NOT IN THE FACE. Hello?? How many times have I had to proclaim such guidelines? Don't answer that. I'll only say its between 1 and 224455978231 times.

So yeah, go on and get familiar and cozy with Caligula, Destroyer of Worlds.
You might get fired but you'll laugh your ass off. Even trade, right?

And a few more...

2009-11-16T11:30:00.011-05:00

Soooo whatdya think??? I had a ton of fon and I hope it shows! :)

wooooo!!!!

2009-11-12T08:01:00.007-05:00

So, I got the images from the NYC shoot at the Carlton Arms with the fabulous @mErocrush !!

wanna see a preview??

yeah, I pretty much love this one. :)

Check out Melvin's website for even more of his awesomeness!

UGH

2009-11-09T15:46:00.001-05:00

My work computer network is getting destroyed by viruses and malware. God damn it.

WHO THE HELL IS SURFING PORN HERE?

Don't be Tardy for this clip.

2009-10-26T08:26:00.002-04:00

Ok, Ok, yeah that was bad but whatever dewds... you have to see this clip, omg.
Now Funny or Die isn't always kill-yourself funny but this video had me fucking DYING.
The Lady Gaga bit made me nearly piss myself.
Enjoy.

Kim Zolciak sings "Tardy for the Party" - watch more funny videos

Dear Sex Work,

2009-10-25T11:42:00.003-04:00

I know I've been neglecting you lately and I'm terribly sorry. I hope to get my shit together soon and we will be as one again making filthily beautiful music together.

Love,
Darling

Quoted.

2009-10-21T12:26:00.003-04:00

"...technically I should be working AT ALL TIMES because I’m not making Arab money yet."

-read in this blog post from the always-hilarious Molly McAleer.
I relate girl, I soooo relate.

Updated my MySpace.

2009-10-09T11:03:00.000-04:00

It's slightly less cheesy than it was before.
Slightly.

www.myspace.com/thatFabulousGirl

If you're on there, give me a shout!!

I want to say thanks...

2009-10-09T10:26:00.003-04:00

...To everyone who comments, emails me or @replies to me on twitter about my blog.
I cannot even express how much I appreciate it that any of you actually read any of the retarded things I say. So yeah, thanks you guys. You rawk. :)

Two new clips!

2009-10-07T19:03:00.004-04:00

Woo hoo! I just uploaded two new clips to my Clips4Sale store!

A new video showcasing my umm "assets" and one lipstick fetish video!

Check 'em out!!

I can't wait to make a video to this song.

2009-10-04T22:22:00.011-04:00

The Dream - "Rockin' That Thang"

Oh my.

2009-10-04T19:13:00.006-04:00

"I'm going to eat. that. pussy."

Whispered forcefully in my ear last night right before my cunt and ass were violated in a 5-hour marathon fuck. I'm a happy girl and gloriously sore today.
:)

It's a Britney kinda day....

2009-10-02T08:28:00.002-04:00

Ravished and Worshipped

2009-09-25T09:08:00.005-04:00

Serving dinner in nothing but an apron and heels seemed like a fabulous idea.

I was right.

Making someone sit across the table from you, not letting them touch you, as the apron tied around your neck barely contains your breasts: quite the foreplay mind fuck.
"Would you like more wine?"
I get up to fetch the bottle. As I walk away, the satin bow where the apron ties again around my waist is sweeping back and forth over my bare bottom, my 4" heels click-clicking on the hardwood floor. I imagine how I must look from behind and I smile a little to myself, trying to keep my cool. Trying to not climb atop him in that chair and satisfy the throbbing that begun the minute I slipped on my favorite heels in preparation for this evening. He's smiling, loving every minute of this pleasant surprise, this extended foreplay.

After finishing the meal, I had designs of teasing him further on the couch but apparently he had a few ideas of his own. Getting up from the table, I go to clear the plates and he stops me. Pushing me up against the wall, pressing his weight against me, he starts kissing me slowly but deeply. His hands running down my curves and up to my breasts. Lightly squeezing my nipples through the thin fabric of my apron, he gets the response he was looking for when I start to squirm.
Now we're getting somewhere.

Leading me to the bedroom, he stands me before the bed. Kissing my throat and shoulders lightly, he slowly unties the apron from around the back of my neck and then at my waist. As it falls to the floor, I'm left in only my stilettos. Perfect. He has me lie down and begins kissing and caressing my entire body. He knows my most intense orgasms occur after my entire body's been attended to. I'm not complaining. Down my neck, around my nipples, over my stomach and onto my hips, he moves his lips, tongue and fingers. Rubbing down both arms and each leg, kissing and gently biting all the way. He bends my knees up and I part my thighs. I know already that I'm soaked. First teasing me by licking the outer lips (until I though I'd scream), he parts them with his tongue and gently runs it up and down my inner lips. I'm starting to tremble a little and my breathing is speeding up slightly. The build-up and rub-down have me already on the edge and I'm sure to cum soon. He purposely avoids my clit, knowing that it drives me insane. Pushing his tongue inside me ever so slowly, I'm starting to squirm. He starts fucking me with it. I'm so so close and his hands on my hips are keeping me steady, he knows I'm going to cum. Just as I start falling over the edge of orgasm he immediately moves to my little swollen clit and starts sucking.
Oh. My. God.
It's mostly a white-hot blur but I remember arching my back and moaning, writhing under his grip as his tongue flicked my pulsing clit while still sucking it. My body is a ball of nerves with the orgasm pumping through every vein. Once he released my little pussy from his mouth, I collapsed on the bed, panting. Reaching up from between my legs, he ran his fingers over my hard nipples, rubbing my swollen breasts. Moving his hands down over my heaving chest, over my stomach and back to my hips, then down my inner thighs. He then sits up and moves to lean over me. Kissing me hard, pushing that magic tongue in my mouth, I get to taste myself. It's sweet and instantly gives me a hot flush all over.
"Ready for round two?" He asks, as he grins like the Cheshire cat and heads back down between my soft thighs. He hadn't even taken off his shoes yet.

It occured to me that this was going to be a long night.

I was right.

Halloween's Coming!

2009-09-23T13:08:00.006-04:00

OMG this is absolutely my most favoritest time of year EVAR.

I cannot wait for the haunted houses and scary hay rides to open so I can get my GHOUL on. Oh, and there's nothing that says "Halloween" like watching The 100 Scariest Movie Moments on Bravo. I will stone-cold break a bitch's fingers if they try and change the channel when that's on. I don't care if I've seen it a million times, I'll watch it a million more and no one will stop me.

Also? I've discovered a new-found joy in giving out candy to the lil bastards of my neighborhood. I know those kids must make out like bandits since it's a really nice area with tons of huge houses that decorate like mad for Halloween. Imagine how much candy they much take home! I know I personally give out a nice handful of the good shit to all the little snot rockets that come a-calling because I don't ever want to be "that house". You know, the one that give out ONE piece of shitty candy and sends you on your way? Something gross like black licorice or dum-dums? That's a sure way to get your ass on the "Fuck That House Up" list for Mischief Night the next year. No thanks. Never underestimate the viciousness of upper-middle class brats with too much time on their hands and too much allowance money. But I digress...

Yeah, really starting to take a shine to the candy-giving thing. The really little kids, the ones too young to be greedy assholes yet? Those are my favorite. They're always so proud of their costumes and so excited to get to fill their bag up. It really warms a tiny corner of my cold, black heart a little. Just a little.

Don't resist, go ahead, I'll wait... "Awwww..."

Mmhmm. You try and tell me you're not giving that little rug rat EVERYTHING YOU GOT in that candy bowl. Just dump it all in his little pumpkin bag and call it night cause he won this round.

The other fun part about giving out candy on Halloween is the Prostitots. The almost-legal girls that go Trick or Treating dressed like they're just stopping by before their shift at Scores? Yeah, those. Is it wrong to look? I mean, teenage girls didn't look like that when I was growing up, I'm sure of it. Good googly-moogly. Last year there were two girls, maybe 17 or so, both dressed in outfits I'm sure they could only have gotten from Leg Avenue. No lie. One was a bumble bee and the other? Yeah, a ladybug. Mini petticoated skirts, fishnets and all. So they knock on my door and I'm trying like hell to not stare but I'm sure the shock on my face was obvious. I'm also sure it was the same look they were getting all night. I'm handing them the candy and avoiding looking at them the way you avoid looking directly at the sun. No one's gonna be calling me a dirty fucking perv, no god damn way.

This isn't an exact example but it's pretty fucking close:

*sigh* I know, I know. I'm going to hell, I got it already.
So yeah, looking forward to see if this year we get more jailbait-in-stripper-gear. Here's to hoping! Wait, can I go to jail for saying that? Fuck.

Let the Games BEGIN.

2009-09-17T09:28:00.007-04:00

Time to start cracking! I've got a bunch of shoots scheduled in the upcoming months and now is the time to get ready for them! In addition to amassing wardrobe and figuring out hair and makeup, I've got a routine that I do before photo shoots. A few little things I like to do to be sure my skin, body and mind are all ready and at their best before go-time. No one wants a flaky model on their set and I'm sure they'd love to not have to photoshop the hell out of you because you're tired or having a shitty skin day. That being said, I feel like preparation is key. Especially since I'm not 21 anymore (or 25, but who's counting? lol), I really gotta be conscious of what I do and what I put into my body. Most certainly if I'd like people to continue to want to take pretty, dirty pictures of me! Now these are things I do normally but certainly not as die-hard as I should. Although, once I've scheduled a shoot, there's no room for deviation if I want to look and feel human in front of a camera ...most times naked.

Two weeks before shooting:
-30mins Power Yoga (Sadie Nardini - she's friggin awesome, buy her DVDs!) 3 days/week.
-30mins Weight Training (I use a stability ball and light free-weights) 2day/week. (opposite days from yoga.)
-Drink as much water as I can stand. (Seriously, you should always get your 64oz a day but I really go into over drive with the water, it helps battle any bloating and makes my skin glow.)
-TONS of melons. (they're mostly water which help with water retention and hydration, not to mention packed with vitamins.)
-Lots of dark green veggies. (you can't beat the vitamins and FIBER you get from them. Think "light on your feet", haha too much?)
-Sleep, sleep and more sleep. (I don't have to tell you that you need to be properly rested daily for your body to work it's best and for your skin to not look un-dead. I make sure I get at LEAST 8 hours if not more.)
-Cut out the salt. (This? This is the hard one for me. I looove salty foods. But it's really the devil when you're trying to have really awesome-looking skin. Salt = Bloat. Keep it to a minimum.)
-Exfoliate. (Use a good body scrub to sluff away any dry skin. I use it all over: my ass, my tits, my legs, arms... everything. Trust me, it's worth it!)
-Do not, I repeat: DO NOT try any new products, vitamins, perfumes, etc. (I was always tempted to but some fancy moisturizers and creams for a big event but you never know what kind of reaction you'll have to them. Hives are not sexy, ya'll. Use what your body knows and is used to!)

That's pretty much it! I'm sure it sounds super obsessive to some people but honestly, you want to put your best out there when someone is taking time to photograph you. Being prepared goes a long way to helping relieve stress beforehand so you can just show up ready to work and ready to have fun!!

So I've been sick with the cooties..

2009-09-16T09:42:00.002-04:00

A whole shitty week and a half of grossness. No nakey-time, no porn watching. Yeah, I know! I was really sick, huh??
But thank the sweet baby Jesus I've gotten my shit together and am now hoping for some fun and fabulous time this weekend recording clips and camming til my cute little clit falls off with delight! haha
ok, maybe not that far, but you get the gist!!

OH! I've also signed up for NiteFlirt and am hoping to get some fun MP3s recorded. I've got such a twisted imagination, I think it'll be fun to put it to good use!! Once i get some fun things together I'll be sure to post them here. :)

Anyone know...?

2009-09-04T13:38:00.002-04:00

...How I can make a background like this for photoshoots? I wouldn't even know what the hell it's made out of but if anyone has any suggestions on how to duplicate it, I'd be so grateful!

Oh and yes, that's Aubrey O'Day. She's a sassy broad and I *heart* her.

New Video... Tits and glasses :)

2009-09-04T13:13:00.004-04:00

Dewds, I had a friggin blast with this one! I got so worked up after a session of Topless Chat last week that I just HAD to make a video of the aftermath! Go check out my Clips4sale store for the full clip!!

Oh and well, If you like cute girls in glasses, this is totally for you :)

This is a No-Brainer. Ashlee Adams for Penthouse Pet of the Year!

2009-09-04T11:07:00.007-04:00

If you guys follow me on Twitter, you may notice every now and again that I like to forward or re-tweet links from awesome people to pimp out their work. So when Ashlee Adams (GodsGirls.com model, January 2009 Australian Penthouse Pet of the Month and all-around awesome girl) tweeted a need for a little help in the way of some much-deserved promotion, it was a no-brainer.

Here's the bottom line: Ashlee Adams is one of the most down-to-earth girls I've had the pleasure to interact with. Both classy and brash, homemaker and geek girl, she brings the total package to the table. Girls like her deserve Penthouse of the Year so please take a little time to vote for her? There's only about 2 weeks left to get your entry in and takes literally like 15 seconds to vote!

Vote for Ashlee

Little Darling Lost

2009-09-04T10:25:00.006-04:00

Feeling a little off my game today. I'm sure the fact that I'm quite possibly getting sick has everything to do with it. If you're sick, stay home. Seriously? No one wants your cooties. I promise.

Hopefully I'll get my mojo back in full swing after a nice quiet weekend!

Fat ass, Satin panties...

2009-09-01T19:06:00.002-04:00

... two great tastes that taste great together :)

DIY time!

2009-09-01T12:44:00.004-04:00

New adventure... Carpenter/Furniture maker Girl!

I'm determined to make some more fun stuff for my lil makeshift studio in my house so I can crank out some more awesomeness and hopefully let other models use the space as well.

I REALLY want this background - which is really just a glorified padded headboard with covered buttons.

Isn't that fucking sweet?

I found a few sets of DIY instructions on how to make this and I'm going to enlist my handy men (and oh how handy they are! lol) to tackle this with me. I just need to decide on a fabric and color. Hmmm... any ideas on good websites to buy discounted fabric?

I had...

2009-08-31T10:34:00.002-04:00

...the most glorious weekend! Although I'm rediculously tired today I gotta say I had so much fun! So much fun that really, I had to listen to Disney Radio on the way into work to cleanse mysef from all the awesomely filthy things that were going through my head from the past couple of days, hahaha!

Those of you who had fun with me on cam got to see some seriously hardcore cumming and I thank you for having a hand in that!! Some of you have the best ideas and are just so awesome and giving direction... mmm glorious!! And those of you who are so gracious as to sit back and just let me have my way with you (any myself) however I want? You sooo rock!
I can't wait to get to spend time with you guys again. :)

Sooo I'm thinking of another Topless Chat this week sometime if my schedule permits it... hopefully I get a chance to show off a little more!

Hope you guys are having a fabulous day and have an even more fabulous week!
*muah*!

My Services

2009-08-28T08:59:00.017-04:00

So it turns out I should stop sucking at the business end of all this and should actually tell all my new friends how to get in on all the fun! Most of you know who know me, already know that I really fucking love what I do. That being said, here's a little rundown of the stuff you can take advantage of if you'd like to get, umm, a little more "personal" with me, if you will. *grins*

Ways to have fun with me :)