Don't be Tardy for this clip.

Ok, Ok, yeah that was bad but whatever dewds... you have to see this clip, omg.
Now Funny or Die isn't always kill-yourself funny but this video had me fucking DYING.
The Lady Gaga bit made me nearly piss myself.
Enjoy.

Kim Zolciak sings "Tardy for the Party" - watch more funny videos

Dear Sex Work,

I know I've been neglecting you lately and I'm terribly sorry. I hope to get my shit together soon and we will be as one again making filthily beautiful music together.

Love,
Darling

Quoted.

"...technically I should be working AT ALL TIMES because I’m not making Arab money yet."

-read in this blog post from the always-hilarious Molly McAleer.
I relate girl, I soooo relate.

Updated my MySpace.

It's slightly less cheesy than it was before.
Slightly.

www.myspace.com/thatFabulousGirl

If you're on there, give me a shout!!

I want to say thanks...

...To everyone who comments, emails me or @replies to me on twitter about my blog.
I cannot even express how much I appreciate it that any of you actually read any of the retarded things I say. So yeah, thanks you guys. You rawk. :)

Two new clips!

Woo hoo! I just uploaded two new clips to my Clips4Sale store!

A new video showcasing my umm "assets" and one lipstick fetish video!

Check 'em out!!

I can't wait to make a video to this song.

The Dream - "Rockin' That Thang"

Oh my.

"I'm going to eat. that. pussy."

Whispered forcefully in my ear last night right before my cunt and ass were violated in a 5-hour marathon fuck. I'm a happy girl and gloriously sore today.
:)

It's a Britney kinda day....