Soooo, remember that photographer that never gave me my photos?

Well he emailed me today out of the blue to tell me he finally had some images for me. Excited doesn't really describe the feeling that came over me so I'll just post a few of the forever-old photos I'd been dying to get my grubby hands on!
I hope you like them as much as I do.

If only I could...

... settle my mind long enough I could get a full blog post out. Seriously. I need to be medicated.

Things I'm lusting after: Lingerie Edition

It's my blog and I'll bore you with my lingerie pinings if I want to! Can I be real with you? Like really, really real? I won't be complete until I have


I have marabou feather bedroom "heels". From Fredricks of hollywood.
Don't judge me just because I like to channel my inner Alexis Carrington every now and again.

(I actually have two pair. One pink and one red. shut up.)

5 Star...

So this lil' gem was brought to my attention by my booboo, Caligula Sanchez and you know what? I get it. I get it now, Nicki. I get the hype around you and I fucking co-sign.