GPOYW: Just Waking Up Edition

Mr.Darling caught me just getting up so here's me and my bedhead, no makeup, covers and pillows everywhere. :)

I never thought I'd love this but...

I cannot get enough of the calls I get from NiteFlirt. I mean, SERIOUSLY. I love hearing from ya'll who have taken the chance to get me on the phone and just talk about anything and everything! I'm adding new specialty lines every week so check them out! From fun to filthy and lighthearted to heavy-handed, I think we should be able to come up with something to wet your whistle.  ;)

The links are in the side bar... I cannot wait to talk to you!

GPOYW: Pink Tights Edition

Now that it's fall, I'm able to bust out my favorite collection in my wardrobe: my TIGHTS!! That being said, you've been warned that you'll be seeing a ton more pics of me sporting my colorful array of stockings, tights and leggings. You're welcome. :)

You can even see my striped thong and well....something else peeking out from under the gusset. *giggle*

So since sooo many got the question right.... (I know, it was kinda easy. But so am I.)

Heeeeere's Vagina! After the jump for those who do not love vagina. But I gather that if you don't love vagina, you probably wouldn't be reading my blog.

GPOYW - cam shot edition...TITTIES N' GLASSES

Tittaaaaaays. Awww yeah, Ya'll.

I've updated my wishlist!

It's been so long since I updated the items on my wishlist so I figured what the hell, I might as well since I get so many requests for the link to it. I'm so grateful that anyone would want to spoil me like that!! I have a few items that I'm droooooling over and of course most of them will get you TONS of free stuff if you get them for me!! One item in particular would get you (2) hours of camming with me (which can be split up over the month, if you'd like), (5) of my very naughty videos, a (20) minute phone session, AND a custom video or photo set of your choice. PLUS my undying love forever and ever... a pretty good deal, no? LOL
So, if you're so inclined to be my favorite person on the planet, maybe check it out? Love you guys. :)

Want to talk to me?

I've always kicked around the idea of starting to offer phone fun and phone with cam fun. It seemed to be a great way to connect with you and really kick the excitement up a notch. That said, I now have a line on NiteFlirt and will be taking calls soon! I'll be offering panty and pantyhose fetish chat, sissy training and cross-dressing assistance, a sex tips and advice line and so much more!

Call Button

I'll be posting buttons like these in the sidebar of this blog so you'll know when I'm available for calls as well as updating my status on Twitter when I'm live. I can't wait to get to talk to you!

GPOYW - White panties edition.

You can't get hotter than sheer panties. Whomp Whomp!

New Photo Tumblr Project!!

I've started a new side project, a tumblog called Fuck Yeah Multi-Racial. I'll be posting people of a variety of mixed races to show the gorgeousness and fabulousness (my own word, don't judge) of people with multicultural backgrounds!

I've even got a special appearance from your favorite erotic photog and mine,
Mr. Joshua Mark Darling

So go check it out!

GPOYW - for the pantyhose lovahs..

Damn, I love rolling around in nylons.... unnf!

An oldie but a goodie....

Damn, I love ass shots. Click it, it gets bigger!!

This blog is getting a NAME CHANGE!

As we all do, I've been growing and changing over the past couple years since starting this little blog and it's time for a bit of a change. I've settled on a new name and in a few days this blog will cease to be Professional Amateur Girl and will morph (hopefully painlessly) into All Things Darling. Woooot! :)

Which way is up?

It's been forever since I blogged, I know. I've been focusing on some new projects and have been neglecting my little den of debauchery that is this blog. Trying to decide on a path and settling down enough to gather my thoughts into something productive has always been a challenge for me but I've been getting a much more clear vision of what I want for Savannah the brand and Savannah the person. First, do I want to be a "brand"? Is that my goal, to further monetize the online ventures that I enjoy? I'd love to be able to earn a living just being Miss Daring but being sexy all the time can be tiring, to be perfectly frank. Not to mention that sometimes dealing with unreasonable demands or pushy clients or "wannabe" clients can be completely emotionally draining which of course, can manifest itself into physical exhaustion. Lord knows I don't need a reason to develop into a hypochondriac, hello! On the other hand, my vanilla work existence is just that; bland, boring and tedious. Mediocre at best and soul-sucking in very different but equally damaging ways.
What's a girl to do?

My decision is to act more and ask questions later. If I want to film clips, then film clips I will. If I want to toil away writing about filthy things and posting them to my blog, then so be it. The first order of business is that this blog may be getting a face-lift/makeover and may be moving to a dedicated site with my own hosting. It's time to get all my eggs in neater baskets. They won't all be in ONE basket but at least everything will be easily accessable and organized. I'm not sure I can do that with blogspot so we may be moving, kids!

Crazy Train Part DOS. (again, this is not smut-related, FYI)

ALRIGHTYYYY. So. My last post on trying the Adderall? RAMBLES like a MOFO. So ADD, right??
I think I feel it's necessary to post a follow-up to that big ol' pile o' crazy.

YES, the first couple days starting Adderall when you've pretty much never had that kind of stimulant, you will feel like you have LOST YOUR EVER-LOVING MIND. There were moments when Mr. Darling called me CRAZY EYES. Not a good look, kids.

BUT I will say that a few days after that, the side effects were pretty much nil and now I think I kinda love these meds. Yes, I have a slightly suppressed appetite for about 3 hours after I take my half dose (I take half of the 10mg dose in the morning and half around lunchtime which seems to work well for me). But not to the point where I straight-up miss meals. I just tend to eat less and no longer snack like it's my job, so that's a big ol' plus in my book. Since I've started taking Adderall I've lost 11lbs with no change in activity level and no real concerted effort to change my diet. Ya'll know I love my curves but a little less fluff here and there is a-ok! I haven't had the need to increase my dosage and I haven't ever had a moment where I felt I needed more. In fact, I don't always take all my doses on the weekends. That's just a personal preference and usually due to the fact that if I'm just puttering around the abode doing, well NADA, then I don't see the need to take it in the afternoons. I've never gone a day without taking it at all, though.

In short: I no longer have mood swings, I can eat regular meals now, I don't crash like crazy at the end of the day anymore since I split up my doses and I ACTUALLY HAVE FOCUS. I can get shit done. That was the whole point for getting medicated, kids. It works for me, and I'm in a good place. HALLELUJAH. :)

So it was my birthday last week.

That is one unhappy pussy.

June 8th was the day and really it was seriously fun. Thanks to everyone that sent well-wishes along, you guys rawk! I'm 31 now and I don't think I look a day over 40! heh. Another year, another chance to show off my ass and get paid for it. Life's pretty glorious. Love you guys!!! *muah*

Crazy Train. If you only read for noodz and filthy stories, you may want to skip this one.

*Disclaimer: This is the Long Drawn-Out Version of my first day on Adderall. If you'd like the Short and Sweet Get-To-The-Point-Bitch Version, skip to the end. :)

You may have noticed that I had been talking about my need for medication, umm, A LOT. I finally made the jump to see a new doctor about treatment for my self-diagnosed ADD. Dr. M had come highly recommended so I was pleasantly surprised that he not only was really easy to talk to and nice, but that along with being a general practitioner, he specializes in Sleep Disorders and Cardiovascular Medicine. Those were my two major concerns about going on any sort of regular, daily, stimulant-type medication: is it going to fuck up my sleep and/or make my heart explode. Ok, the second concern was my closet hypochondriac peeking out but whatever, Dr. M was an expert and quickly assuaged my anxiety and prescribed me 10mg of Adderall to be taken in the mornings. My appointment was on Thursday so I decided that I'd begin my adventure into medicated bliss/horror the next day. I figured it'd be a good day to test the effects since all the higher-ups in my company would be gone for a conference so no one would be expecting me to solve any life or death problems at the drop of a hat. Preferable if I was feeling all cracked-out.
Look, I know. You're thinking, It's Adderall. Stop being a little bitch, people take this shit all the time. No Big Deal, right? Well, here's the catch: my body practically goes into seizures over a cup of coffee. I rarely if EVER ingest caffeine and when I do? It's like I ate a bag of meth an chased it with a few rails of Columbia's finest. So yeah, the prospect of taking am honest-to-gawd fucking AMPHETAMINE? Kinda scary, to say the least. That said, my experience wasn't as catastrophic as I envisioned it would be.
I took my dosage at 6:45am before I got on the road for work. I'd read that it makes you seriously thirsty so I made sure I had a big ass bottle of my favorite vintage (raspberry seltzer, bitches) on hand. Everything started off ok although about 20mins later, I noticed my hands (and pretty much everything else) were really cold. I wasn't shivering or anything weird like that but I definitely noticed a chill. No biggie, I just turned on the heat a little. My body felt relaxed all over which I thought was odd (wasn't this an upper?). I got to the office about 7:45am and once I got out of the car I then realized it was pretty much in full swing. That morning I felt extra scatterbrained, unorganized, easily distracted and flustered. A coworker, also on Adderall assured me a week prior that the first few days might feel like that as my body got used to the medication. Ok, fine, I was prepared for that. I just used a bunch of my organizational systems and methods I've always used to help with my attention issues and I muddled through pretty well. My pupils were dilated and all morning I kept thinking, OMG I CAN SEE FOREVER... Like I said, I was easily distracted. At 10:30, I took my St. John's Wort (which I know now was a pretty big no-no since I think it caused/helped cause what happened later that day.) and steadily drank a million ounces of seltzer/water/whatever I could get my hands on. So. Thirsty. So very thirsty... although at first, every time I took a sip, I kinda wanted to vom. Pleasant. I managed not to puke which was awesome and the feeling soon passed. I managed to pee a gazillion times, I counted. I also should mention that in no way did I feel like eating. At all. I was aware that would happen and had to force myself to eat throughout the day. Here's what I managed to eat: a banana at 10am; ONE, yes one chicken wing around 11:30 and a cookie at 2pm. I left work at 3pm and ate a slice of pizza at 5. That's it.
I left at 3:00 because around 2:30 I started hitting the wall. Which after researching a few things, I now think may have been caused/intensified by the St. John's Wort. I felt drained, spaced out and wanted to lay down. I didn't necessarily want a nap but I wanted to put my head down on something soft and rest. I did not enjoy that feeling whatsoever so I took out another pill and cut it into quarters and ate a tiny piece. I don't think it really started to work until I was home later and chilling out so yeah, I need to re-evaluate what time I take my first dose and I guess the St. John's Wort is going out the window. I'm not sure what the half-life is on the SJW or the Adderall so I guess I can't take either one at all in any proximity to each other. Oh well. Hopefully, the Adderall can fill in where SJW left off since it's been known to help with improving moods, etc. We shall see.
ANYWAY, I think taking my first dose of Adderall will be at 10am from this point forward. I'm sure taking half in the morning and half at lunch would work as well but I suck terribly at multi-doses so once a day is best for me. Perhaps an extended-release option will be my best bet. I guess I'll be talking to Dr. M when I see him next month.
Later in the evening I was cranky as hell coming down and since I took that quarter of a dose around 3:00, naturally I had a harder time going to bed. I popped two Melatonin (which I read was ok to continue taking at night) and I was out before my 20-min TV timer went off, which was awesome.
This morning, again I was Ms. CrankyPants for no discernible reason. I usually only get that nasty once a month, if you know what I mean. The crankiness really makes me long for something to even out my mood (like SJW) especially since I hate taking it out on Mr. Darling and the pups as I'm wont to do when I'm slightly chemically imbalanced. I guess we'll see how things go as time progresses and I get used to this new regimen.

*Long story short: my initial reaction to the Adderall? I'm sure it's a good tool, I just need to give it some time. Will I take it everyday, forever? I don't know. I got a lot more done at work than I thought I would and the come-down wasn't too bad although not awesome and filled with cranky. I'm disappointed I cannot take it with St. John's Wort but I'll see how I do before I go and try to find a suitable replacement. So far, I'll be taking it everyday and report back on any important revelations.

So I ate her pussy in the car.

You may be thinking, how the fuck did that happen? How exactly did you go from First Date With Nurse Betty to Cunnilingus, Kinda/Sorta Chasing Amy-style? Let's back up and start from the beginning, shall we?

I had been chatting up Nurse Betty for a while and by "a while" I mean, we used to talk a ton a couple years back and lost touch until a week ago when I answered her very adorable NSA Craigslist ad in Women Seeking Women. (don't judge.)
Believing it was fate because of how we reconnected we decided to make this First Date thing happen. Now, I call her Nurse Betty because, well, she's a nurse (duh) and her blond bob and almond shaped eyes remind me of a curvier, sexier, lovely Renee Z. We settled on meeting at a local draught house for drinks and catching up. The evening started off well with no shortage of things to talk about, thank god. Awkward silences are a total boner-killer. Lots of laughing (wow she smelled good) peppered with me unabashedly flirting with her (god she had nice tits) and trying to figure out if she was flirting with me (wondering if she'd let me touch 'em) as well. Oh, I guess I should mention now that I suck at that part. I can never be sure if a girl is flirting with me unless she's really over the top with it. The subtle passes? Right over my head. So yeah, that's why what happened next, happened.
A few hours later, it was midnight and I knew I needed to call it a night if I were going to look or act anything at all like a human in the morning for the office. I awkwardly said something retarded about "turning into a pumpkin..." (really?) or some shit and we agreed that it was late for a Sunday. I walked her to her car and we hugged. She lingered for a bit and the whole time I'm having the -should I try and kiss her?/I want to kiss her/do I ask her if I can kiss her?/what if she doesn't want to kiss me?- battle in my head because I'm ridiculous like that. So I did the one thing I knew wouldn't get me slapped: nothing. I told her how much fun I had and that I wanted to see her again. She smiled slyly (what a pretty smile) and said she was glad we got to hang out (I wondered what she tasted like) and looked forward to seeing me again as well. She gets into her car, I walk back to mine, got in and started home.

So, wait, I thought you hooked up with her! You just said you drove away?

Yeah, this is where it gets interesting. Just know that from this point until the end of this post, I'm smiling like the Cheshire Cat. Just. so. you. know.

I'm a half mile down the road and my phone rings. It's her.

Me: Hello
Her: You suck (laughs)
Me: Wait, what? What did I do?
Her: Nothing, and that's why you suck! I wanted you to kiss me.
Me: Oh shit. I totally had no idea, I knew you had a good time but I didn't know if it was a "just friends" kind of fun or...
Her: I didn't know how to hint at it, I'm a mess when it comes to this stuff!
Me: Turn around and meet me at the corner of [redacted] and [redacted].
Her: (laughs) ok.

I park, she pulls up behind me. The street is deserted with all the storefronts and restaurants gone dark since it's well after closing time for this town. I get out of my car and get into her passenger seat. She starts to stammer nervously and I pull her to me. When I tell you that kiss should have been in the movies... my god. She was so soft and smelled so so good. Deep, lingering perfect kisses. Slow and deliberate wandering hands. I realized in a hurry she was no amateur and certainly NOT shy. After I had both her breasts cupped in my hands I had to have them in my mouth. Pink perfect nipples, oh my. She had mine out of my bra faster than you could blink and god, it felt so good when she sucked on them, licking in circles.
We started kissing more hungrily now, especially since my hand had move to in between her legs, feeling how hot she was through her jeans. Rubbing and then cupping and gently squeezing her, she moaned and I just knew. I knew right then I was going to get her out of those jeans.
I unbuttoned and then unzipped them, sliding my hand inside gently feeling her perfectly smooth (waxed? oh god *bites knuckles*) pussy with my fingers. By now, I'm fucking SOAKING my panties. Do you hear me? It was a god damn river in my pants, LOL. I reach over and take her hand and guide it to the seat release. She giggled and put the seat all the way back. I slid her jeans down and took them all the way off. If a cop pulled up, my god was he/she in for a treat. She bent the leg farthest away from me and from the passenger seat, I leaned over. I moved her little black(? it was pretty dark) gstring out of the way and had to stop myself from just fucking diving in face first, literally. Teasing her, lightly licking the outer lips, not even attempting to part them, she moaned like she was in agony. Heh, perfect. I could barely contain myself as I explored every bit of her pretty, pink pussy. I'll leave the rest you your imagination. :)

Needless to say, I had fun. She reciprocated like a fucking BOSS and I'm making plans for her to come over for round two this weekend. With a proper place to be alone, I think this could be the most fun girl I've ever had the pleasure of fucking.

I just got an email from her an hour ago asking when she can see me again. Filthy Photos attached. I am so fucking stoked.

Ah yes... a rarely-updated blog is a sad blog.

I've been totally enamoured with Tumblr and have pretty much been treating this blog like it's gonna write itself. Sorry, ya'll! :)

No big revelations since the last time I checked in. Still a sex worker, still working the corporate job, still have no idea what I wanna be when I grow up. Selling panties in person like a motherfucker, though! Panty fetishists are pretty much my favorite, I'm sure I've mentioned. So anytime I've got an opportunity to play with them in person is totally a good day. The fact that I get paid for that is totally amazing since it's so much fun. But I do, and it's awesome. :)

As well as using my milkshake to bring all the panty-sniffers to the yard. (really?) I've been thinking a lot about not just living to take up space and how I can contribute to the world in more than just nut-busting ways. Feeling my activist roots and wanting to make a difference in any way I can has been gripping my thoughts, like, for real. I'll be attending some of the Equality Forum events in Philly this weekend and I think that'll stir up some git-up-n-go into my kool-aid. We shall see, I suppose.

Anyway, I hope everyone's been well and that you're enjoying the spring weather. Summer's right around the corner and I'm totally stoked.
Bikinis and beaches and half naked hot chicks, oh my!

Soooo, remember that photographer that never gave me my photos?

Well he emailed me today out of the blue to tell me he finally had some images for me. Excited doesn't really describe the feeling that came over me so I'll just post a few of the forever-old photos I'd been dying to get my grubby hands on!
I hope you like them as much as I do.

If only I could...

... settle my mind long enough I could get a full blog post out. Seriously. I need to be medicated.

Things I'm lusting after: Lingerie Edition

It's my blog and I'll bore you with my lingerie pinings if I want to! Can I be real with you? Like really, really real? I won't be complete until I have


I have marabou feather bedroom "heels". From Fredricks of hollywood.
Don't judge me just because I like to channel my inner Alexis Carrington every now and again.

(I actually have two pair. One pink and one red. shut up.)

5 Star...

So this lil' gem was brought to my attention by my booboo, Caligula Sanchez and you know what? I get it. I get it now, Nicki. I get the hype around you and I fucking co-sign.

Current listening obession.

God I love Jes's voice. Fucking LOVE.

Still not getting dressed....


Update from yesterday...

Naked Monday was a blast.... thank you to everyone who loved the idea and sent me love on Twitter about my preview photo! A super special thank you to those who took advantage of my ravenous libido and indulged in a show (or two)... you, my loves, rock!
I had so much fun yesterday that I decided today will be a continuation of the gloriousness of last night!

Cam Shows ALL DAY!! woot!

Message, IM or @ me on Twitter to get the ball rolling!

Happy Monday!

SOooo... All morning I was thinking of a way to make my Monday (and yours) a little more exciting...
And it hit me, nakedness always makes people happy! What about dirt cheap nakedness? EVEN BETTER.

So for today, (and maybe all week depending on if I get a good response) I'm giving super duper cheap cam shows... I'm talking $1.00 per minute ... I know, right?? Do you think that would make the Monday better? I do! haha

Don't be shy, message me.. you know you wanna!

My Dream Closet...

... should be big enough to house a family of three.

Do you see that Mirrored dressing table/chest of drawers??? Drink it in, ya'll.

In-Person Fetish Sessions

"forced bi sessions are no fun when the sub wants to suck cock"

I read that this morning and my blood rushed. Then it got me thinking about a potential client I just met. Then that got me thinking about expanding my in-person fetish sessions. So yes, for those of you that have been asking, begging and pleading, I will be taking on new clients again. I may - MAY see you if you pass certain criteria and screening. I am not cheap and I am not available everyday but what I am is worth it and experienced. My interests are vast and varied so there is a good chance that I'll entertain your specific desires as long as they're safe, legal and something I'm interested in entertaining/exploring/revisiting.

Information is here. Please read the information in its entirety if you are interested in getting together.


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Scratch-N-Sniff?? Omg, I can't.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for Androgyny!

Y'know, it's really always been a factor. I've never been able to deny myself: gender-bending makes my panties moist. Even as a child, my sexual fantasies or things that made me all "tingly down there" were of boys that wore make up and girls that wore suits. David Bowie, Annie Lennox, Boy George, Michael Jackson (but he was so preeeetty in the 80's!) and of course the whole slew of hair bands. (long hair, spandex and makeup? yes please!)

So it's really no surprise that I'm attracted to those who play with genders and gender roles. Men who enjoy playing with lingerie, pantyhose and makeup during sex have always been my favorite fetishists to indulge, in my professional as well as my personal life. There's just something about a man who is secure enough to play with these notions of dress-up with abandon and without embarassment that really do it for me.

Quentin Tarantino via Celebitchy

Genderqueer, unisex, androgynous, transexual, tomboy, sissy, etc... I don't care how you identify. Challenging or bending the mainstream views of what is male or female? Yeah, that's so goddamn hot I can barely stand it.

Buck Angel

SOooo yeah, Right now my latest crush is on Ian Harvie. What a fucking hot piece. Sugar, do *not* come to the Philadelphia area or you might get molested. In the best, most nice way possible of course. *wink* ha!

Ian, I've just discovered that you're on Twitter. I promise not to twitterstalk too horribly. Maybe.

Freckles Fetish

"How would he keep track of which freckles he had counted? Would he use a colored pen to mark the ones he already got? Would he be really sad when he got to the end and there were no more freckles left to count?"

Excerpt from "Freckle Fetish" on Kat's Blog, KatStories. Please go read her Tumblr, she makes me laugh so hard I pee a little.

Merkins, Merkins Everywhere!

So I've got this unhealthy obsession with merkins. Furry ones, sparkly ones, weird ones, silly ones. I don't own any since I could never decide on which one I wanted, not to mention where would I wear one, exactly? Photo set? Kinky Funtimes? I need to come up with some ideas so I can start my collection. I mean, come on, look at these works of art*... costumes for your chooch!

Images courtesy of
*The bait-n-tackle-creepy-purple-worm one really messed with my emotions but I had to post it 'cause 2010 is all about facin' my fears and whatnot. New year, new you! or some shit. :)