I had...

...the most glorious weekend! Although I'm rediculously tired today I gotta say I had so much fun! So much fun that really, I had to listen to Disney Radio on the way into work to cleanse mysef from all the awesomely filthy things that were going through my head from the past couple of days, hahaha!

Those of you who had fun with me on cam got to see some seriously hardcore cumming and I thank you for having a hand in that!! Some of you have the best ideas and are just so awesome and giving direction... mmm glorious!! And those of you who are so gracious as to sit back and just let me have my way with you (any myself) however I want? You sooo rock!
I can't wait to get to spend time with you guys again. :)

Sooo I'm thinking of another Topless Chat this week sometime if my schedule permits it... hopefully I get a chance to show off a little more!

Hope you guys are having a fabulous day and have an even more fabulous week!

My Services

So it turns out I should stop sucking at the business end of all this and should actually tell all my new friends how to get in on all the fun! Most of you know who know me, already know that I really fucking love what I do. That being said, here's a little rundown of the stuff you can take advantage of if you'd like to get, umm, a little more "personal" with me, if you will. *grins*

Ways to have fun with me :)

Chatting Topless? Why, YES!

Ok, So I've done this in the past and always had an ton of fun so I'm bringing it back:
Topless Chat.

Yep, you read that right! A few times a month I'll be on Instant Messenger chatting it up with everyone and the titties will be out to play! LOL
It's not a cam show, its just me having fun with my friends and occasionally, I molest my breasts. Cause let's face it, tits are awesome. Girls, don't think this is just for the fellas! I wanna chat with you too (and y'know, if you wanna show me yours too on the sly it can be our little secret *wink* lol)

So make sure to keep a look out for updates because I'll be posting on my Twitter when I plan on being online. Typically, It'll be from 7-9pm eastern time on any given day... later start times on weekends are a possibility. I'll always post the day and time at least one day in advance (or same-day if I'm feeling saucy last-minute, lol)

Currently, I'm only on yahoo and AIM but will be adding other messenger service screen names as I amass them.
YIM - SavannahDarling
AIM- MissDarlingGirl
(cam chat is not always supported)

I was on twice this week and can't wait to do it again! Maybe this weekend?

It's free, it's a fucking blast, and honestly? you wanna see my tits live and in-action. Admit it.
Plus, this is a great chance to get to know me to see if you'd like to schedule some "alone time" with me :)

C'mon, can you say no to this face??

Disgrace to Feminism.

I was reading an article on ZeldaLily.com about how Newspapers should be adjusting to the economic climate and could take cues from the porn industry in changing with the times in different ways. To accompany the article was a photo of Sasha Gray, porn star and newly-minted mainstream actress who starred in The Girlfriend Experience by Steven Soderbergh. After perusing the article I scrolled down the page to read the comments as I always do and here's the gem I ran across:

Angie says:
August 24, 2009 at 8:07 am
Interesting article but was it really necessary to put that pig’s picture up? It offends me that she runs around calling herself a “feminist” when all she does is let men objectify her in degrading ways. She’s a disgrace to feminism.

Naturally that offends me deeply. Not as a sex worker, not even as a fan of Ms. Gray but as a woman and a feminist. The point of being a feminist is to make real what we tell all little girls: "You can be anything you want to be and can do it equally as well as a man." Period. There are no special clauses like, "well unless you're naked." or "unless you're going against status quo."
Simply put: Men and women are equals. Women deserve rights, choices and respect; the same as any man. So what if Sasha wants to get rammed in her ass while getting choked out?
So, needless to say, I had to respond.

Darling says:
August 24, 2009 at 9:35 am
No, Angie. I think *you* actually may be the best example of a disgrace to feminism. Judging her for what she’s chosen to do for a profession and deeming it “un-feminist” simply because it’s sex? It’s dirty? It’s disgusting to you? Get over yourself. Women are allowed to enjoy sex, “deviant” or otherwise. If she wants to star in porn it’s her choice.You don’t get to decide that an independent woman is not a feminist simply because you don’t like what she does with her life or how she expresses herself. Because guess what? Supporting her right to choose her own path is supporting feminism.

I'm sure my response isn't going to change that idiot's mind or anyone else that believes that being sexual, being in porn, means you are less of a woman and are "a disgrace to feminism".
I'm sure anyone who is content to be ignorant and content to dismiss all of the women who are pioneers in the porn industry (or any other arena of sexual expression for that matter) as mindless pawns controlled by men, is content to sit back and ignore me as well.

Just the same, better than sitting idly by, my loves. Better than sitting idly by.

I'm totally...

Going to have to start a tumblr for all the naughty pics I want to post... something tells me twitpic isn't the proper place to be posting them... lol
Hopefully I'll have that up and running this weekend along with my new Clips4Sale.com store for the videos that I've amassed. I can't wait to share all of that with you guys!!

What's on my mind today.

  • Glitter shoes
  • Petticoats
  • Making my own tulle bustles
  • Taking ballet class
    (even though it's waaay expensive at the school I want to go to.)
  • Giving my dogs salmon oil
  • Getting my nails did
  • Dying my hair something crazy
  • Fishnet gloves
  • When will my next photoshoot be?
  • Maybe taking a hiatus from sex work, at least for a few weeks

Some of these things I need feedback on, some things I need to really think about on my own.

Some of them just make me insanely happy :)


Burlesque class was cancelled. Might be another one later in the fall.

But I'm still determined to try this and I'm going to enroll in ballet class next month. :)

that is all.

Darling: Burlesque Dancer.

Soooo I was on OkCupid last week browsing the cute hipster philly girls and came across a lovely girl on there who's profile made me laugh my ass off. She was married and looking to meet new friends in the area for some platonic friendship and even though that's not necessarily what I'm looking for I just had to say hi, she was just THAT funny and witty.

WE got to friendly chatting and she mentioned that she's an aspiring burlesque dancer. Naturally, I just had to know more being that I absolutely adore Dita Von Teese and I can't ever take my eyes off the beautiful Ili Jean, aka Queen Frostine Dream.

She tells me that she's studying with the Philadelphia School of Burlesque and that I should come to a workshop, even if I was just curious. And I was. So I am. Going, that is! Class starts tonight and I'm determinded to learn what I can and work hard to eventually be able to perform in the showcase in September!

If I love it as much as I think I will, I'm going to enroll in an adult ballet class to try and tighten up my dance skills and get a little lighter on my feet. I think this could be a really fun and fabulous hobby!

Who'd have thought? Me. A burlesque dancer in training.

It all happened so fast, but I'm so glad I broke my routine and took a moment to stop and chat with a nice girl I had no intentions of sleeping with.

What I did this weekend...Date with Lady Cop!

Gah, I totally need to post more... damn you Twitter!! I swear, if i didn't blurb out my every little boring thought there I might actually have something interesting to actually BLOG once in a while... jeeez. :)

So I spent my weekend making a new custom video and putting together a custom photo set. I gotta say, I reeeeeally love the custom orders. It's so personal and I love trying to capture on film exactly what someone wants whether it be fetish or glamour or extra-explicit. It's such a turn-on to get the positive feedback when I've nailed it for them and they've really enjoyed what I sent them. I LOVE IT. It's what keeps me going and keeps me doing all of this.

Now on to the good stuff!
I had a fabulous first date on Friday night with Lady Cop. She's adorable and funny and no-nonsense. She was dressed casual with the cutest rhinestone sandals I've ever seen! Leave it to me to notice the shoes first, huh? She was fun and sweet, not to mention articulate and really easy to talk to. I tried not to dominate the conversation (I have a problem with rambling when I get nervous) and I think I managed to keep the diarhea-of-the-mouth in check. It left room for me to learn a TON about Lady Cop. She has a 12yr old daughter (she doesnt at all look old enough for that, trust me, lol) and she was a stripper! OMG, I was totally shocked and amazed. Needless to say, that gave her a million points in my book. So I asked if she'd give me pole lessons, and well if you could have seen the cheshire-cat smile she gave me in response! Good stuff. We had dinner and a couple of drinks (only two each, she is a cop after all.. drunk driving is umm, a no-no I'm sure) along with great conversation and lots of laughs. As the night was winding down, I walked her to her car to say goodnight. I gave her a hug and to my surprise she leaned in, pushed me up against the side of her durango and proceded to give me the hottest goodbye kiss I've EVER gotten on a first date. I mean, omg. It was dark and we were in a far corner of the parking lot so trust me, it went from a kiss to full-on making out in a hurry. I could have ripped her clothes off right there. The way she smelled like vanilla to the way she ran her hands through my hair... my god, y'all. Seriously.Wet. Panties. That's all I can say about that.